Reviews for Jesus Goes To Space
Shane Diesel chapter 1 . 11/23/2014
My big black balls need to be drained. My unborn criminals want to break out of jail and hide inside your mother's stomach. Where is Janet Mason and Spring Thomas when you need them.
review77 chapter 1 . 8/7/2014
the only thing wrong with this is the fact that it says drama in the genre.
dafuq?
Guest chapter 1 . 3/16/2014
wat
OMGWTF chapter 1 . 11/21/2013
Someone should cock slap whoever wrote this with an elephants dick. Suck on this bitch #CockSlap
Jesus Christ chapter 1 . 11/21/2013
Who the fuck is Spring Thomas #TheGrimReaper

Your fucking mental. Get out more you fag #TheGrimReaper

The Reviewer is obviously a 40 year virgin who has one arm bigger than the other if you know what I mean #Wanker

Someone should spell check this shit #Funny
Swaga chapter 1 . 9/28/2013
why
The Reviewer chapter 1 . 6/23/2013
This made me almost laugh to death and for the The Grim Reaper to actually review this piece of comedy genius is unbelievable I hope you keep writing. The way you wrote your bio makes me believe that you could have copied this from somewhere because you write like a retard in your bio but the story is pure gold. Please tell us the truth and 12 year olds don't call themselves guy because your a boy not a man. So maybe your a man and claims to be a 12 year old boy to cover up that you are actually a man with some kind of drug abuse which has made you slightly retarded. Loved reading this story though. The beard slapping part was hilarious.
The Grim Reaper chapter 1 . 6/22/2013
There was silence as Jesus considered his current predicament, floating in literal nothingness.

He gradually floated leftwards.

Although there wasn't really a left as he was rolling all over the fucking place and bashed his head against a star.

"Fuck that hurt"

Jesus patted his head and his hair burst into flames.

"Shit shit shit"

And then the laws of physics remembered that there was no oxygen in space and so the fire subdued to a low crackle.

Note: Gets me every Fucking time XD
The Grim Reaper chapter 1 . 6/22/2013
WARNING!

Be advised that Smoking Weed and Drinking Red Bull while reading this will Kill You.

Don't say I never warned you Pot Smoking Window Lickers living in Retard Land USA.

I'm seriously getting fed up with dragging your urine soaked corpses to hell.

My robe ain't cheap! Not like your Moms dirty white snatch which has had more black meat than Spring Thomas.

Peace Out Retards!
Neoo chapter 1 . 4/20/2013
this is the best pece of fiction ever. i want to bear all your babies
Guest chapter 1 . 3/13/2013
this was beautiful
Cba to log in chapter 1 . 3/10/2013
I think this is one of the best fics I've ever read, maybe just under the HitlerxJesus I read.
But seriously.
I think this is... Imaginative as hell
Wot chapter 1 . 3/9/2013
Oh god this is amazing XD
Bravery3 chapter 1 . 3/9/2013
BEST.
FIC.
EVARRRR!
DarkLordDonkinky chapter 1 . 2/20/2013
BEST STORY EVAR 10/10
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