Reviews for Sweet Tooth
warpedweaving chapter 1 . 8/14/2010
Looks like this one is going to be funny!
Murfdizzle chapter 1 . 8/13/2010
I kinda like it even though I'm not a huge Edward and Bella fan. Update soon!
mycrookedsmile chapter 1 . 8/13/2010
thank you for the lulz. For a Friday I'm feeling rather craptastic so laughter is very much welcomed.

I may have snorted at this: "Roses, Cullen. That's a bouquet of pussy. No woman wants to receive that."

I'm loving this Edward.

love it- so funny, can't wait for more.
LaurieLou23 chapter 1 . 8/13/2010
Love it :)
Whitney Love chapter 1 . 8/12/2010
OOh this is going to be sweet and funny. Love it ladies!


SabLuvsLogan chapter 1 . 8/12/2010
Loving this can't wait for more :D
twificreader chapter 1 . 8/12/2010
I crazy cake maker and a Bella who gets off on buttercream. I love your dirty little minds. YUM!
JulesZP chapter 1 . 8/12/2010
Well, buttercream and pink nipples and stuff!

Who needs Viagra when you have sugar and fondant?

At least if you're Edward. Please refrain from trying to titty-fuck the cake Buttercreamward.

The cock, er...I mean CAKE that inspired the King Schlong award is so realistic it's HARD to believe it's not real.

You may find some more photos for future inspiration here: In the least, you'll be somewhat entertained.

By the way MacFlan sounds like a dirty Scottish dessert - love it.
Eternally Addicted chapter 1 . 8/12/2010
I have a feeling that this story is going to be deliciously entertaining. Can't wait for more.
Alterite chapter 1 . 8/12/2010
The first chapter is hilarious! I can't wait to get more!
tone death chapter 1 . 8/12/2010
Oh this is just hilarious!

What are the odds of a woman with a cake fetish meeting a horny baker in an erotic bakery. OK probably pretty good odds.
fuz chapter 1 . 8/12/2010
What a name for a cake! I suppose she will be flattered? Thanks.
star574 chapter 1 . 8/11/2010
Ok, how's this for an image?

Up front on the counter of the bakery, sits the sample book. Lovely pictures of cakes and sweets to order from... and in the back, Edward has a "private" binder, filled with pictures for "inspiration" while creating his erotic masterpieces.


One could only imagine what might ensue if somehow, accidentally the wrong binder got in front of a customer
jkane180 chapter 1 . 8/11/2010
Gah! It's still so good after the third (?) time through! :) Lovin' it, ladies! Thanks for putting your heads together! Hehe.
sfiddy chapter 1 . 8/11/2010
Holy crap- I love... Frosting-ward? Cake-ward? Bake-ward? What are you calling this spazperv? I wandered my way here from Coming Thru the Rye. And I love Ryeward- but Mac already knows this!

I love the twitching Bella, eyes probably dilated as she inhales buttercream vapors. Mmmmmmm. I'd snort that, too.

BellaFlan- don't tell all the wolf girls I was here. I freaking love a good... anything.
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