|Reviews for TEDDY DANIELS: OWNER'S GUIDE AND MANUAL|
| meezzy chapter 1 . 11/9/2011
hilarious! i want my own TEDDY unit!
| truffle luffle chapter 1 . 9/21/2011
An amusing read.
| syntheticblonde chapter 1 . 8/28/2011
This was fantastically amusing. I loved it.
I would like a Teddy Daniels unit :D
He would be seriously fun to have around, always keepin' me on my toes.
I wonder, if sexual advanced are made on him, wiling reject or respond sexually?
| somethingborrowed3 chapter 1 . 12/20/2010
Ahahaha. What a wonderful parody, I enjoyed reading that a lot! :P
| Bloodsucking Sorceress chapter 1 . 11/21/2010
I'd like to place an order for one EDWARD "TEDDY" DANIELS unit.
HAHAHAHA! This is fantastic! Lol. Don't keep Dolores near children. So very true. XD EPIC WIN!
| Samantha chapter 1 . 9/12/2010
I wouldn't call myself a Teddy fangirl *per se*, but THIS RULES.
| Atlas Lightyear chapter 1 . 8/28/2010
LOL! This is AWESOME! I couldn't stop cracking up at some of the most obscure, but perfect details you've taken from Teddy and stuck into bot. Love the inclusions of Dr. Cawley, Sheehan, and Chuck!
| totallyPSYCHED chapter 1 . 8/23/2010
Live it! I totally LOL'D xD
| Voldemort's Spawn chapter 1 . 8/20/2010
Omg this made me laugh... esp the YAOI question... stupid slashers T_T
AND DOLORES -dies- "should never be exposed or left alone to children for she tends to have this irresistible urge to put them into her "school" and the " every DOLORES CHANAL unit likes to drown them quickly once they've set their eyes on it."
Omg this is just... ah! fangirl epic!
) you're right, we can't resist the suffering...
Haha "Curses that make sailors look like saints" Yeah unless its you doing it then he goes all "Don't say that, it's not nice" XD
Did I mention this is epic? I so love you for this!
| Deleted User Accout chapter 1 . 8/20/2010
This has to be one of the most epic fics I've ever read. EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP! is what I said when I saw this on here. No reviews yet? What is wrong with these people? HELLO!
You have any idea where I can "adopt" a Teddy Unit? I think I need one, like now. It'd be a dream come true to have him wandering around as a sex god. YUM! ;)
I'd list my favorite parts here but I can't because I'd copy and paste the whole damn story here.
Well, maybe I can restrain myself to post a couple atleast.
Of course the sex god thing.
Loved the Bodyguard programming. Gee, one other notch to the reasons I need a Teddy unit list.
"However, it is not advisable that the TEDDY unit be exposed to children or minors for he tends to have a wide vocabulary of curses enough to make any sailor sound like a saint."
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Sounds like me, LOL!
Oh cry. Only 4 days? Oh well, that's okay, I can still reprogram him right? Or devise another mode? The "I-need-to-forgive-myself-and-stay-alive-here-with-Ginger-otherwise-she'll-kill-me mode?" LOL!
YOU ARE A BLOODY GENIUS! YOU HAVE TO WRITE MORE LIKE THIS! :D