Reviews for Second Division Prohibitions
demonfox910 chapter 9 . 5/8/2012
1. I am not a "pyro-man"

2. Marco is a phoenix, not a "pyro-bird"

3. the word "pyrokinetic" is forbidden. I am the only one who knows what ii means

4. I may not read the dictionary, find big, offensive words that nobody understands, then run up to random crew members, point dramatically, and scream said words

5. i may not light myself on fire when speaking "for dramatic effect"

6. I may not ignite something, sep back, and gesture wildly, saying "I...have made fire!"

7. I may not read the bible. I am a pirate who regularly engages in crime, and so are all my friends. their tolerance for me has limits and i must remember this

8. Sodom and Gomorrah are not "inspiration."

9. I may not throw the water barrels overboard, replace them with wine, and call myself Jesus. I cannot walk on water

10. I am forbidden to tickle my crewmates, then pick their pockets while they are distracted

11. I am forbidden to tickle ANYBODY

12. i may not tell a joke, then ignite my hands and threaten the listener to laugh lest i "gril" them

13. I may not write that the enemy "laughed themselves to death" in my reports. this is not just innaccurate but impossible. I am not weak enough to inspire laughter in my enemies. nor am i funny
mockingbird13 chapter 5 . 4/22/2012
Haha! I caught number 297 from the Discworld series. Made me laugh. :)
Tambry chapter 9 . 4/14/2012
SO FUNNY! You should make a chapter where Luffy somehow gets The List:D... I wonder what would happen XD
BleakSituations chapter 9 . 4/8/2012
Cracked up laughing at least seven times while reading this at the office today. I swear everyone thought I was crazy by the end hahaha

Love it! :)
BleakSituations chapter 9 . 4/8/2012
Cracked up laughing at least seven times while reading this at the office today. I swear everyone thought I was crazy by the end hahaha

Love it! :)
Rainstorm chapter 1 . 4/4/2012
"5.I may not go up to other crewmembers, wink and say "mine's bigger." Even if I'm referring to my tattoo.

6. Nor may I do so especially if I'm not referring to my tattoo."

LOL that cracked me up! XDD
Marinaaa chapter 9 . 4/2/2012
This story is an absolute crackish perfection... it's deffinitely priceless... I'm glad you're still updating... I hope you'll have more ideas... :)
Pi ll chapter 1 . 4/1/2012
I think there are Percy Jackson references though I'm not sure
Ashlyn-i chapter 9 . 3/31/2012
Exactly the pick-me-up I needed. Very funny!

Please do something to do with not breaking the speed of sound on his fire-powered speed boat. Or trying to fly because he can propel himself with flames.

That would be hilarious! :D
Oceanwind chapter 9 . 3/29/2012
496. My mission in life is not to check all things for flammability.

Oh gawd I can't stress this enough about how much I freaking love this crack. It always manages to leave me with a healthy dose of laughter. Thank you for posting this. :). Can't wait to see the next installment when you get the chance to.
thirdturtledove997 chapter 9 . 3/28/2012
My favorites 472, 484, 492, 493 and 500. The best one was

'487. I am too old to be trick or treating. That said, yes I must share my booty.'

Always love reading new chapters for this thing. Maybe for some you can tie in with The Road to El Dorado, that movie is so gosh darn funny:)
Zack chapter 9 . 3/28/2012
! This has got to be the best fanfic I've read! And the I could actually imagine Ace doing all that stuff! :D

This is amazing. Keep it up and kudos to you! :)
Jewel Magix chapter 9 . 3/28/2012
wow... I could almost imagine Ace saying 'oops' and everyone becoming on guard all of a sudden~ XD -Jewel
2290356 chapter 9 . 3/27/2012
458: Naruto? I distinctly recall Naruto being eaten by a snake.

460: Rules and guidelines - Pirates of the Carribean again. Curse of the Black Pearl

463: "I've got a jar of dirt~ I've got a jar of dirt~"

479: Buggs Maloney?

I can imagine Ace doing all of this. :)
2290356 chapter 8 . 3/27/2012
401: futterwacken - the dance that the mad hatter does in Tim Burton's Alice in Wonderland.

402: blue caterpillar - same case above.

416: running from one side to the other - Pirates of the Carribean: At World's End. Jack Sparrow flips the ship upside down in Davy Jones' locker.

418: Hamehameha - DBZ. Too easy :)

420: flying monkeys - Wizard of Oz?
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