Reviews for Me And My Guitar
Summary of your awful fanfic chapter 1 . 12/28/2010
-Summary of your awful fanfic 'Me And My Guitar'-

Tom Dice: Oh hey, it's me, Tom Dice, the Belgian Eurovision entrant. You may not remember me because THE AUTHOR HAS NEVER MENTIONED ME BEFORE.

*People keep coming up to Tom and asking him pointless questions, since he was allegedly in Pokevision (but he was not mentioned in it once)*

Tom Dice: Oh you guys, I just did what anyone would have done (which was do nothing, since I wasn't even in the fic)

*Later on*

Tom Dice: I do not like being a celebrity.

*Tom goes into a shop*

Shopkeeper: Wow, you're a celebrity! You can have free things from my shop!

Tom Dice: Oh! Now I love being a celebrity!

-The Mayor of Belgium goes up to Tom- (there is no such thing as the Mayor of Belgium, god damn it)

Mayor of Belgium: Wow Tom, you sure put Belgium on the map! Here, have this key to Belgium Palace!

-There is no Belgium Palace either, FFS-

Tom Dice: Wow, thanks!

People of Belgium: We all love you Tom!

-Of course you love him-

-This is Norwegian Nights-

-Everyone loves the Eurovision here-

-The Norwegian Nights Universe is a mockery of real life-

-An absolute mockery, I tell you!-

People of Belgium: Tom is the greatest!

The End.
Belgium-Fan chapter 1 . 11/13/2010
I loved Belgium's entry in the Eurovision. That was a nice story.
Feuerfliegen chapter 1 . 9/18/2010
i'm glad i added you to my author alerts, that was a cute story. i've always like belgium
Anonymous chapter 1 . 9/13/2010
Well, that was a cute story. Strange... but cute.