|Reviews for Alucard Bangs Everything|
| EquesterLunaris chapter 1 . 12/5/2017
Thank you for image of Soma just casually pimp walking by
| GingerMouse15 chapter 1 . 8/24/2012
lol... hmmm what type of bang eh!?...
| Soma Cruz chapter 1 . 3/25/2012
Can Richter get killed next? [ I hate Richter Belmont, just saying.]
| eiahmon chapter 1 . 1/22/2012
I had a nice little mental image of Soma sqealing like a girl when Alucard pounced on him. I am so terrible, but oh my god that was funny. XD
| KingofHeartless'09 chapter 1 . 12/21/2010
you like castlevania?
| Mistress Minty chapter 1 . 12/17/2010
How come I didn't see this before? *cricket chirps*
Alucard DOES bang everything. And everyone.
And it does look like Soma has a work-out in AoS. Treadmill man, running through the castle...I think it's that ego of his that is to blame. XD
| jotepaine chapter 1 . 12/11/2010
Aw... no more? It's short... Well, crazy idea and I guess you wanted to get it out of the way... Hm... (wonders about alternate meanings to banged) I'm drawing a blank. Oh wait, I forgot to do something...
| Master of the Graveyard chapter 1 . 11/17/2010
God, I love this.
Rather, the fangirls make him bang everything in sight. I want to see an Alucard/Vampire Killer pairing! That'd be the end of humanity as we know it. XD
| Kindest Of Lies chapter 1 . 9/15/2010
So Alucard pretty much banged everything in sight with a pulse. I feel sowwies for you Soma!
Al, you man-whore. 3
| QueenSoledad chapter 1 . 9/15/2010
I have no response to this. I didn't even laugh really... it just wierded so much.