Reviews for Alucard Bangs Everything
EquesterLunaris chapter 1 . 12/5/2017
Thank you for image of Soma just casually pimp walking by
GingerMouse15 chapter 1 . 8/24/2012
lol... hmmm what type of bang eh!?...
Soma Cruz chapter 1 . 3/25/2012
Can Richter get killed next? [ I hate Richter Belmont, just saying.]
eiahmon chapter 1 . 1/22/2012
I had a nice little mental image of Soma sqealing like a girl when Alucard pounced on him. I am so terrible, but oh my god that was funny. XD
KingofHeartless'09 chapter 1 . 12/21/2010
you like castlevania?
Mistress Minty chapter 1 . 12/17/2010
How come I didn't see this before? *cricket chirps*

Alucard DOES bang everything. And everyone.

And it does look like Soma has a work-out in AoS. Treadmill man, running through the castle...I think it's that ego of his that is to blame. XD
jotepaine chapter 1 . 12/11/2010
Aw... no more? It's short... Well, crazy idea and I guess you wanted to get it out of the way... Hm... (wonders about alternate meanings to banged) I'm drawing a blank. Oh wait, I forgot to do something...
Master of the Graveyard chapter 1 . 11/17/2010
God, I love this.

Rather, the fangirls make him bang everything in sight. I want to see an Alucard/Vampire Killer pairing! That'd be the end of humanity as we know it. XD
Kindest Of Lies chapter 1 . 9/15/2010

So Alucard pretty much banged everything in sight with a pulse. I feel sowwies for you Soma!

Al, you man-whore. 3
QueenSoledad chapter 1 . 9/15/2010
I have no response to this. I didn't even laugh really... it just wierded so much.