Reviews for Get Your Own Nuts!
slightlyanonymous chapter 1 . 12/25/2013
Okay, I'm going to be blunt here and tell you my exact thoughts. I thought this was going to be a cutesy little story about someone eating some nuts and a squirrel comes along and steals them, but nope! When the squirrel stated doing what it was doing, I kept whispering, 'what the fuck?' Just over and over again, 'what the fuck what the fuck,' but it didn't seem right, so I filed away some of my theories, and when I got to the end, I screamed, 'I fucking knew it!' I don't usually talk to myself, I promise, but this one deserved it. It was amazingly good, so keep up the awesome work.
lovebites123 chapter 1 . 7/16/2013
The squirrell is RON?! Bahahahahahahahah! XDXDXD Wicked twist! XD

Anna Hawk chapter 1 . 11/4/2012
Geez I was laughing so much ! Thank God it was Ron as an Animagus because I would have found it rather weird if it had been a real squirrel !
Though I found it a bit crazy I still enjoyed it a lot !
Sovereign Violette chapter 1 . 9/22/2011
OMG NO WAY! The Squirrel-RED HAIR!-


It was hot and just "YES!". I loved it :)
AcidusBellum chapter 1 . 9/2/2011
I really think that it was ginny DDDD:

Well i was right it was a weasley X3

wow... only Wow

It was interesting

Soooo maybe ron likes Draco? XDDDD So cuteĀ”
buildmeapyramid chapter 1 . 2/14/2011
OMFG, that was disturbing and hilarious and HOT at the same time. At first I was like WTF? but then I was like whoa...I am so confused right now. It goes against rationality to be turned on by a squirrel making a move on Draco Malfoy, but here I am as living proof of the impossible. Great job!
CrystalLuna13 chapter 1 . 1/5/2011
the squirrel was Ron!
PikuPow chapter 1 . 12/29/2010
OMG ! Was that ronnnnnnnnn ?
Anonymous chapter 1 . 12/15/2010
Bahaha. Best. Story. Ever.
lgbtogether chapter 1 . 12/4/2010
This was, as our molestor of a squirrel would put it, bloody brilliant :) It had me in hysterics and also in disbelief. It is a twisted twisted plot and I felt very dirty for reading it but *couldn't look away!*

Thank you for this. xx
Pennlumambo chapter 1 . 11/6/2010
ahahahahha this story was epic lmfao tht made my day
nina eat chapter 1 . 10/30/2010

I have to admit it was a weird story, like wtf story, but it turned out really well...

and whoever disses this story is jst jealous coz they couldnt come up with an idea as twisted and brilliant as screw them!

well done, one gold star for you!


p.s. the bird bites lol (reference?)
CarysPendragon chapter 1 . 10/6/2010
OMG LMFAO! God bless Drarry...

Okay, I'm going to be honest here. When I first read about the squirrel, all I could think was "What the fuck is going on?" but when it had human characteristics i thought "Ahhhh, an Animagus then!" But I had no bloody idea who it was. I think Pansy crossed my mind at one point (she IS obsessed with him, wouldn't put it past her...) but after that delicious lemon and it went to squirrel's POV...

Let's just say I literally clamped my hand to my mouth and LAUGHED. One word: Ron. A few more words: Basically doing everything but 'The Deed' with Draco Malfoy. Past enemy or not the situation cracks me up XD

Great story!
Mysteriously Moi chapter 1 . 10/5/2010
Hahaha! Oh, dude, that was just so wrong! Hilarious, wrong, sensual, and just downright disturbing. I wander where in the world you and your sister got this idea from. Its completely original, and I just don't have any more words for it.

I can say that I truly enjoyed reading this. Your grammer and puncuation could use a little work in some places here and there, but it was still a very good read. Odd...but good. Ha.
mysnowlove chapter 1 . 9/22/2010
whoa... bestiality and not in a bad way like at least harry and draco arent the beast LOL and ron... AWKWARD :D but funnny~
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