|Reviews for How to Write a DracoOC|
| I'msorrymylove chapter 2 . 10/3/2013
I'm fine with the Draco bit of Chapter Four...just saying.
| MsTerminator chapter 1 . 3/15/2013
Ha this gave me a good laugh. I agree with everything you said.
| Guest chapter 2 . 3/3/2013
I'm ginger but I'm not stupid!
| Thanatos's daughter chapter 2 . 2/26/2013
Yes thanks 4'the laughs
| deadaccount756795 chapter 2 . 2/13/2013
lmao, this is a wonderful fic :)
| deadaccount756795 chapter 1 . 2/13/2013
Love it, hahaha!
| walcrehtyls chapter 2 . 9/4/2012
Well, I have to admit that I'm a huge Dramione fan, but I love this fic nonetheless :) Those cliches are really annoying. There are actually good Dramione fics where they're in character.
Loved your first part :)
| MotherOfMerlinsUnderwear chapter 2 . 7/3/2012
I was laughing the whole time! This is hilarious!
| Kagome Narome chapter 1 . 5/14/2012
I dont think ive ever laughed and agreed with someone like this before. The whole time I was reading this i was nodding my head and laughing at how stupid these people who write those stories are. thank god i now know someone who thinks the same as i do! and thank for putting it in a a super fiunny way.
| sinister banana chapter 2 . 3/4/2012
Haha, this is AMAZING! I love your sarcasm...erm...I mean your wonderful words of wisdom. How would I ever write Draco/OC or Dramione without you?
Kaleidoscope-colored eyes...will definitely have to use that one.
| Samurai-Mina chapter 1 . 1/24/2012
wow, your guide sure is complete ! xD I wonder if anybody really used that guide. Well, I won't, that's for sure ! Mary sue character are just... boring. Anyway, I make them boring when I write one. Your guide sure was funny to read, I laugh a lot !
| Obsessed14 chapter 2 . 12/16/2011
This made me laugh so much and I'm quite jealous that I couldn't write something like this :/
| TrebleJazz chapter 2 . 12/11/2011
Well, now I know what NOT to do. Lol, thanks for putting this up. You've put the idiots in their place, and you made me laugh SO HARD.
| Rosebud1296 chapter 2 . 12/2/2011
I love you so much for this XD
but i gotta say stuff too! [yay]
A: I love lucius [eff spelling], I hate it when they make him abusive! He's the perfect slick, slimy, pompus man [in a character sense] When they mess with that, to me its like ripping a Salvador Dali in half!
B: I HATE Dramione :D
along w/ snape/hermione
voldemort/hermione [there's one out there -_-]
percy/ hermione and all that jazz [i don't mind P/M but i don't EVER read it]
... I like JK rowling's books, when they kill her charries... it makes me sad because almost every one of them are great characters [even umbrage (good bitchy charrie)]
... thank you for this, this goes on my all-time-favorites list :3
| Toasty Monroe chapter 1 . 11/14/2011
When I read this, I have to admit, a little bit of wee came out. Everything you said was so true. To be honest, after realising how true this was, I felt so sad for the world.
I write Draco/OC stories, and I'm glad to say that they don't read anything like this! Hurraaay! Unlike most Mary-Sue authors, I like to refer to the book ;) and I'm so glad I enjoy writing plots. I love dick-head, antagonist Draco, and that's because I hate Hermione with a passion (she scares me). I hate it when people downplay his flaws, they completely destroy any characterisation he has and turn him into their dream boyfriend.
The abusing family cliché is so overdone, I read it so often that my hope for humanity dies every time I click on the link. I don't know where half of these fangirls get their ideas from. Last time I read, and watched, Harry Potter, I didn't see any animosity between Lucius and Draco. I thought the Malfoy's (even though they're arrogant douchebags) had a really good family life going. They were surprisingly stable.
I have no idea why anyone would write Dramione. Psychologically speaking, it doesn't make sense. Albeit, Draco is the desirable, powerful man to mate with... (and if he indeed did look like Tom Felton, with desirable genetics as well) but he would never, ever, ever date a girl like Hermione. He wouldn't take a seconds glance at Hermione. Draco strikes me as the type of man who looks for a trophy wife to go with his money and to brag about.
Hermoine wouldn't date Draco because he wouldn't be empathetic enough to bring up children. URGH! I hate them I really do, they're just as bad as Mary Sue fics. I don't think I've ever read a good one. I'll admit some are well written, but they're all the same.
Let's all destroy Rowling's Universe shall we? While we're at it, we should also read Twilight and tell her how much better it is than Harry Potter. I mean, that's what people are writing now isn't it? They're pretty much turning Harry Potter couplings into badly written romance novels with no plot, character development or catharsis.
Anyway I had better write (I mean randomly hit buttons on my keyboard until they make marginally spelt words) a Dramione fiction where she's actually Voldemort's illegitimate daughter who had been left in a Muggle adoption agency by Voldemort's mail order bride, Cha-Chi. When she finds out she's actually a Half-blood, there's going to be so much passionate, sordid sex between her and Draco (because he is a Sex God). If Rowling ever reads it she will rip her eyeballs out.
P.S. You forgot to mention the Draco who rapes Mudblood stories, and then they fall in love (because that isn't offensive at all) -_-
P.S.S WE NEED MORE ANGSTY SEVERUS SNAPE FANFICTION.
P.S.S.S thinking about Snape. What makes even less sense is Snape and Hermione... Snamione? REally?
P.S.S.S.S scratch that, Tom Riddle and Hermione shippings. I'll leave you with that lovely mental image ;)