Reviews for What did they do with the damned spatula?
Moviepal chapter 1 . 7/18/2011
A very hot story. Great writing!
Eletrickkid chapter 1 . 6/22/2011
Nice stiry, I loved it, and it was really funny, thanks fir writing
aruvnei chapter 1 . 5/25/2011
Oooh... This...is...sooo...good.
xxXkmiXxx chapter 1 . 3/6/2011
this was so FUCKING awesome (get the double sense?;D)

hahahaha ok im a new reader follower of yours now )

this go to favs

hey i was wondering (i havent read What's Right in Front of You or Smutterific outtakes yet) that if you have wrote about a sadomasochism seddie shot? because some of the spanish fics y have read they said in a emotional way that freddie loves being tourtured by sam so i was thinking that in sex they could fit the sadomasochism one but until now i havent found any. . . XD

and yeah my english sucks as hell im working on it ;)

and god saves our Lemon Queen
MMLA chapter 1 . 12/26/2010
Okay, this is not my first time reading this, I just realize I never left you a review (bad me)! So amazing is the word I would use for this story. I love your back story & how great Sam and Freddie's relationship towards one another. They are so perfect & still classic iCarly character.

Your decriptive details of their first time is what I love about your writing. You're great writing the lemon part but also at writing the emotion details, which makes us fall in love with these characters. The mixture of both is not always expressed in many lemons I have read.

Now I need to grab my husband since I've been inspired, thank you!
shinenagai chapter 1 . 12/23/2010
I read this, in a room full of people while waiting to take my sibling's report card, and goddamnit, it's so effin' hot. I'm pretty sutr that I looked weird in the room.

Other than that, good job with the writing and characterization, the sex and all the romance doesn't feel forced and it comes like, really naturally. Bravo!

Now I need cold shower. *joins you*
Rebecca chapter 1 . 12/20/2010
I absolutely love this! It's just the right amount of naughty, iCarly, and pure literary talent.
BunnyQueenLivesForever chapter 1 . 12/4/2010
wow would it be wrong to what to be sam now it that story
WickedlyAngelic chapter 1 . 11/26/2010
Wow! That was hot! Please excuse me while I grab the boyfriend XD
Love this chapter 1 . 11/25/2010
This is like one of my most favorite rated M stories EVER! :)
Blossom Utonium chapter 1 . 11/11/2010
Ooooh, loved it ;)
Rhiabrey Skye chapter 1 . 10/13/2010
SO. HOTT. So. WELL. WRITTEN.

*jealous*

iLove You...
aussiemma chapter 1 . 10/5/2010
How the hell does one go about reviewing something like this?

Words, motor function, and enough lung capacity are all pretty much non existent yet you still expect us to review?

I find that just a tad selfish. That's about all the selfish I can find here though, so moving on.

When you mentioned running with the spatula sub plot I had no freakin idea you would do a whole back story. That is just such a huge credit to you as a writer, sure we love our lemons, we all do... but to just open right into a lemon would have been like watching a really bad porno that has no story to it, which I guess is true of all porno's but some are better than others ]

You detail everything, absolutely EVERYTHING and that makes what you write human and so real to life that it strikes a cord. So amazing! What other writers would normally gloss over, myself included, you take the time to include it all. I envy that, I'm just too damn lazy.

Brilliant job as always, girl crush!
angelsinstead chapter 1 . 10/4/2010
Nice. Very nice indeed :)
Ordinario chapter 1 . 10/4/2010
Zounds! You (and pearlbutton328) write absotively the awesomest stuff. Excellent characterization (really get the "voices" of the characters), intriguing storylines, and head asplodingly rotic scenery. I shall never look at a spatula quite the same again... distressed stare :)
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