Reviews for The Talk
chromeknickers chapter 1 . 12/18/2013
HAHAHA! Loved this so much. :3
jjmjmay chapter 1 . 5/7/2013
snort, lol coffee out my nose hurts. Now that's permission asking worthy of Jayne!
Duchess of Strumpetness chapter 1 . 3/23/2011
LOL Simon would have been beet red at that one but so clever.
Roxie i do byte chapter 1 . 3/7/2011
Thats funni as hell
Gotham Siren chapter 1 . 1/11/2011

This was so short, but boy did it make me laugh!

Great job, poor Simon though, probably damaged for life!

Kairan1979 chapter 1 . 1/5/2011
Absolutely ridiculous! I imagine Jayne bragging about River and Simon squirming.
Dherea chapter 1 . 11/3/2010
LOL - it made me smile!
goddessofbirth chapter 1 . 10/6/2010
Ha ha ha! I can totally see Jayne using that kind of mental torture to get Simon to agree to let him marry River!
RevDorothyL chapter 1 . 10/5/2010
This made me smile!
MyChemRomance chapter 1 . 10/5/2010
Bahahaha. Very funny. I'd like to see it extended a bit, but I can enjoy just the little snippet.
jane0904 chapter 1 . 10/5/2010
alisosia chapter 1 . 10/4/2010
so funny - I can just imagine Jayne wanting to brag about River but the rest not wanting to hear it - ecpecially Simon - although Jayne would have the added bonus of making Simon extra queesy

although Kaylee might not mind hearing more - her and Jayne being so open and talkative about sex
JesskaLovesYou chapter 1 . 10/4/2010
I must say that while ridiculous. I definitely giggled at that mental picture! haha.