Reviews for They Shook Hands : Year 2 (Old Version)
Sortinghat chapter 20 . 1/11/2016
This definitely fits the Gary Sue genre but at least it has enough witty lines and cheesy effects to make it a B- on rotten tomatoes.

Thank god there isn't much slapstick junk.
Sortinghat chapter 18 . 1/11/2016
First Harry made plans to survive without the Dursleys then backs away and goes humbly like a bloody Gryffindor.

Why make Harry such a hypocrite? It's really hard to take Harry seriously if that's your aim unless you meant Harry to be joke then all's fair I guess.
Sortinghat chapter 17 . 1/11/2016
I wonder if JK Rowling experienced an unusually snowy winter as 80 percent of the time it's just cold 40-35 degree rain/sleet at best.

According to hard core fans who mapped out the best locations of Hogwarts it would be nowhere near the highlands and it's widely accepted it's near Dufftown but that's movie based.

Books show it in the west coast of Scotland where it's mild in which the books mention early springs which doesn't happen in the highlands which the coast gets regular warm periods in between the cold chilly atlantic weather.

Only a few times per year would it snow in lower spots of Scotland though the highlands at and above 200-300 meters gets plastered with snowfall where blizzards plug up the roads.

The 90s decade was a suck fest where very little snow fel;l even in the higher ski resorts leading to many frustrated years. mid to late 90s was the ugliest except for the Christmas thru New Years 1996 cold wave. which the Boxing Day Storm happened.
Sortinghat chapter 16 . 1/11/2016
They should use the same techniques muggles use to reveal invisible ink.
Sortinghat chapter 12 . 1/11/2016
And yet there is no Forensic team taking samples of anything they could find for later evidence.
Sortinghat chapter 9 . 1/10/2016
Ben Franklin once said that the government that governs the least governs the best.

Smaller governments can keep check of each other better where big governments don't know what each other is doing at any given time.

A program often starts with good intentions but new people will take over not knowing nor have the heart put into it which said program becomes bloated/wasteful. They will fire people and give themselves raises.
Sortinghat chapter 8 . 1/10/2016
*Draco opens letter* Hello Mudda. Hello fudda.
Sortinghat chapter 7 . 1/10/2016
Don't know why you named the last chapterr that. Of course Harry is going back to Hogwarts why write the name as if he is going to pull a stunt?
Sortinghat chapter 6 . 1/10/2016
Your chapters have nothing to do with the story. I'd be better being numbered actually then confusing names.
SortingHat chapter 3 . 1/10/2016
Durmstrang is where they strangle naughty kids who are expelled.
Sortinghat chapter 2 . 1/10/2016
Ummm did you meant for the tet to be black all the way down like that?
Sortinghat chapter 1 . 1/10/2016
Just to be mean Harry shoul'dve nicked the car keys and drove off in Vernon's expensive car to the manor taking as much B roads as possible to avoid the cops.
Marshman101 chapter 19 . 9/7/2015
That was EPIC
babyvfan chapter 6 . 6/1/2015
Oh dear god I'm crying. Picturing Ginny delivering a good kick to Draco's shin
babyvfan chapter 2 . 6/1/2015
Oh shit. I don't trust her
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