Reviews for Nine and Three Quarters
despicableme chapter 1 . 6/29/2014
I really admire your wit, it makes your stories refreshingly funny :)
GingerHannah chapter 1 . 6/4/2013
Omg. Loved it. Soooooo funny. Particularly the first section. Also, my curiosity is killing me, what is 9 & 3/4 inches.
Danny chapter 1 . 10/4/2012
Not bad at all. I've imagined Harry Potter taking Draco's ass, but not Draco's begging for it. I'd like to read more...
The-little-67-impala chapter 1 . 5/27/2012
lol wtf did i just read?
Elibeth-hobbit chapter 1 . 3/27/2012
That... was one of the most hilarious crackfics I've read in ages! Wonderful!
Belle A Lestrange chapter 1 . 11/1/2011
i wanna know what ginny was talking about lol
3-6-mafia-is-forever chapter 1 . 7/21/2011
so... what WAS ginny talking about then?
Will.Hell.Minna.-Sophia Isobel chapter 1 . 5/28/2011
hahahah... poor Draco. but then again, he enjoyed himself and Potter too.
Stellar-TheFanGirl chapter 1 . 12/23/2010
hahaha, poor draco but then again, what's Ginny talking about anyway?
bcandii chapter 1 . 10/17/2010
Great story even though a tad short. Still, I must know what had the same measurements! Please!
iAvenger chapter 1 . 10/15/2010
Hahahahaha! This is brilliant!
The Conspicuous Ninja chapter 1 . 10/9/2010
Well... either someone ELSE has a 9 and 3/4 inch penis... or they were being completely innocent.

At first, I thought that maybe it was going to end up as wand (real magic wand ;D) length... but Harry's wand is 11 inches, and Draco's is 10. O_o

What WAS Ginny talking about?
Dracolovesmebest chapter 1 . 10/8/2010
I love that in the end it was an average sized cock! Everyones always like it was so monstrous but why cant a bloke just be average!
mochiusagi chapter 1 . 10/8/2010
now that harry mentions it, I'm curious to.
D'autrefois chapter 1 . 10/8/2010
Haha! Loved it!

I hate stories that focus on size. Come on, out of all the boys in the world, odds are our Potter pals are average.

I love the twist at the end!

Draco's reaction was hilarious and our favorite blond still wanted more potter :D OCCness is excused for the humor.

I wonder what Ginny was talking about though :/