Obviously they both have to have their ashes sent to space, in opposite directions, so that so long as they don’t get picked up by spaceships or anything, they’d forever go in opposite directions (or at least until they get picked up by some planet’s or star’s gravity and get pulled into it)

this is still one of the best fanfiction that I have the pleasure of reading! I absolutely love it. maybe one with other people POV?

So... they gonna draw cards and the high card gets the winner's ashes fired off into space? (they wouldn't flip a coin as the falling body would land on it before they could check...)

Hahahahaha! Gold man gold!

Always makes me laugh!

Pure gold. I love this so much.

Damn, this was absolute comedy gold!

I think I just about died, I was laughing so hard! I couldn’t go a paragraph without bursting into laughter! It’s even worse with the fact that it’s night time and I’m supposed to be sleeping right now so the laughing ended up sounding like a cat quietly hacking up a furball instead of actual laughter. Now my throat is sore. But Oh my Gosh the ASTRONAUT! The universe is going to end because everyone is going to die in increasingly weird ways that all involve falling, literally just because Shinichi and Heiji are on the same planet and always will be, even after their dead!

When I started this, I already knew it was gunna be hilarious, and I was right. I just started off giggling every now and then, but by the end, I was just about laughing myself off the couch. Awesome job! I can soo see this kinda thing happen, since for the most part, it does happen in canon, tho I don't think anyone has really connected it like this...

OMG, this was the third or fourth time I read this and I finally get what Conan and Heiji was talking about not being buried in the same cemetery part of the story and the conversation onward... stupid me...
Anyways, it was a wonderful and hilariously written story. Kudos for you. :3

Been so long since I read I really funny DC story, I thought it was time to hit up a recommended one. Was not disappointed. I'm pretty close to tears coming out of my eyes from laughing.

awesome! your writing is so hilarious.

No matter how many times I read it, this story kills me everytime.

Hilarious!

This is such a classic story. Thank you for your commitment to the boys' bizarre murder trends.