|Reviews for Sergeant major School'Marm|
| R.Deadparts chapter 1 . 11/25/2013
I often wish I could inflict these sorts of things on people who can't write or speak properly.
| AA - MamaBirdCat chapter 1 . 10/4/2013
Lol... poor greenshirts being punished because they listened to Ace and Footloose..
I unfortunately could use a Beach Head grammar lesson..
I can only imagine what the punishment would be for annoying Cover Girl...
| tigerwolfspellbear chapter 1 . 8/29/2013
Yes, exactly! Just because we talk a certain way doesn't mean it goes on paper that way! Proper English is crucial if you want people to understand what you write. This is a huge pet peeve of mine. I mean, they spent how many years in school trying to drill it into our heads? When I was in school, all the way until high school and then you still had to take two years as a requirement. Maybe we should have Beachhead start teaching.
| CaptainRocket chapter 1 . 8/8/2011
Too funny having BH 'grading'r reports. And it's all because of Footloose & Ace having a bet.
| Dragowolf chapter 1 . 3/29/2011
I want to hug Beach right now... you have no idea how much I have to struggle when I'm proof reading other people's work. Its... well it's a little frustrating when you know that these people are in college... and they write as badly as the greenshirts.
Great short story!
| susan chapter 1 . 10/28/2010
LOL! it was so funny I feelloff my seat laughing so hard! please keep writing and update soon ) )
| Strapakai chapter 1 . 10/28/2010
A good read over morning coffee.
| Lady Jaye1 chapter 1 . 10/21/2010
Best English lesson ever! Poor Beach, although I do have to say that issuing pushups as punishment for grammar mistakes was awesome.
| Karama9 chapter 1 . 10/21/2010
Beach rounded on him again. "Split infinitive! 'I just don't want to do pushups BADLY' Gawddammit! Fifty MORE!" Mouth cut his losses and dropped to the floor to begin counting out the pushups. "Dang ya'll pogues.. who's next!"
That's where I lost it, right there. I was smiling and chuckling until then, but that's the point I would have ruined my keyboard had I happened to have liquid in my mouth at the time.
The whole thing being Ace and Footloose's doing was just the cherry on top.
That was hilarious. :D
| Decia chapter 1 . 10/21/2010
"We're still on for getting one of them punished for irritating CoverGirl"
I Can't wait to read this one!
| PhantomEmpress chapter 1 . 10/21/2010
LOL. BeachHead, the grammar nazi. :love:
| Bladestar chapter 1 . 10/21/2010
Willwrite4fics, this has officially got to be my favorite short story you have written. My entire unit will get the biggest kick out of this as Army journalists. Thank you for the laughs.
| TinySprite chapter 1 . 10/20/2010
Oh boy...this is just not going to be the greenshirts' month, is it? I kinda feel bad for the instigators when this all comes back to them!
| zenbon zakura chapter 1 . 10/20/2010
hahahahah most effective english grammer lesson ever!
| CrystalOfEllinon chapter 1 . 10/20/2010
This. Is. Hilarious.
The "But I don't danged well WRITE it like that!" was easily the best line in this one. I spit water on the desk. You are forgiven for threatening...the other thing. That Which Shall Not Be Spoken Of. You know what I'm talking about.