|Reviews for How To Offend Women In Five Syllables or Less|
| DaniNatureGirl313 chapter 1 . 6/12
Nice to know Derek is just like most other teenage boys (giggle). You really captured their personalities here. I could easily picture a conversation like this happening.
| listeninggame chapter 1 . 1/19
I love this.
| Guest chapter 1 . 10/6/2013
FALSETO! NOT FELLATIO!
| Princess-Girl12 chapter 1 . 8/12/2013
| Little Gem Magnolia chapter 1 . 8/10/2013
Lol! I love it! Especially Derek bargaining dress-up so she won't tell.
| OwlBeWritingYouFrequently chapter 1 . 5/20/2013
This is really cute. But I think you mean falsetto, not fellatio...?
| Cora DeBlaere chapter 1 . 4/23/2013
This was cute!
| Zelda Sheik chapter 1 . 10/5/2012
Such a cute story! :) haha and I think indeed this may have happened, as they were both child, it was just weird Uberta and William kissing? Hahaha Can't imagine that, good writting! :D
| IHeartCherik chapter 1 . 8/16/2012
I must say that was awesome :)
| Aud2016 chapter 1 . 6/25/2012
PLEASE make another chapter! this story is awesome!(:
| Rainbowed-Sunned-Spirit chapter 1 . 8/9/2011
OMG! This was so cute! I love the title :D Wow, Derek was a perv but hey what can you expect from teen male hormones :P The kiss scene was so sweet! I loved it, but the moment just had to be ruined by Derek :( King William and Queen Uberta kissing? As a kid, I thought they were in love and wondered why they couldn't get married instead if their kids if they never aged XD Your ending had le laughing so hard!
Anywhoo, great job with this! It made my day :)
| Mochoa1994 chapter 1 . 6/11/2011
This is super cute:) I hope you continue it:)
| angelique444 chapter 1 . 5/5/2011
I totally can see the Blue Lagoon scenes! Haha, I'm not the only one who likes this movie and knows all the lines, that's awesome :P That fic was really entertaining, thanks a lot for sharing it ;)
| boundtotomorrow chapter 1 . 3/2/2011
Ah so precious!