|Reviews for Justice Rappers|
| Callie24 chapter 1 . 6/21/2012
Um... Creeper Hal Jordan there! Hahaha, this was really funny. Odd, but funny! Ya'll must of had a blast making this.
| phyrephly chapter 1 . 11/11/2010
Don't know anything about rap, so I'm not even gonna try...but that was brilliant! You should send it to the PR dept for use in the next round of Oreos ads - that'll fix 'em! Loved Kal's first attempt - the no-rhyme rap. And his last one, which was apparently quite relaxing for a certain amazon.
| JasonTKD chapter 1 . 11/1/2010
Here's some that Nightwing could've added near the end:
Some moron doctor said in a book that I was gay
Listen up, fool, I got somethin to say
Batgirl, Starfire, and others...list of women I've done is pretty tall
Bet Catwoman would do me, maybe I'll give 'er a call
The quack who said me and Bruce are lovers, what a f*ckin prick
My name may be Richard
But there's a reason da ladies call me "Dick"
Oh, and for Alfred (you know he could rap with the best of em. lol)
"Yo, ..um, dawgs...
I'm Alred Pennyworth, I keep the manor clean
My dusting is awesome, my cooking's pretty keen.
I boil, I bake, I can fry food in a pan
When it comes to catering parties, I am da man
Most people are afraid of Bruce, when he dresses like a bat
Not I, though, I've raised him since he was just a little brat.
The Manor may be B's crib, but even he knows his place
Don't mess with me-Alfred- or I shall have to beat in your face. "
Dick, Wally, and Tim: "Word"
| ImFanci chapter 1 . 11/1/2010
ROTFLMAO! That was totally awesome! And that was also very sweet with Kal & Diana. You're a natural poet, D!
I loved it - especially the Hal Jordan part - thank you!
| czaplabtheswagmonster chapter 1 . 11/1/2010
This is FlyingSolo365's social secretary reviewing to tell you that she cannot review this story because she died laughing after reading Batman's rap.
She was ressurected in a Lazarus Pit, only to die laughing AGAIN after reading J'onn's description of Wally's mind.
Her ghost read the rest and would've died in a similar manner many more times if she weren't already dead.
She also wrote in her will that she will never look at an Oreo the same way again.
| SuperCharles chapter 1 . 11/1/2010
Hillarious. Love it, laughed at it. Great stuff :D
| HELLACRE13 chapter 1 . 11/1/2010
OMG. This is possibly the funniest JLA one shot I have read in a long time. Kal's 1st attempt...ROTFL...I could just hear it in my head.
"People call me Superman and I can fly
When I was little I lived on a farm and I had a crush on a girl.
I like animals a lot and I have a really good memory
Now I have a crush on a different girl and…"
This was genius from Bruce rapping to Alfred pretending he was bringing snacks when all he wanted to do I am sure was listen to Dick and Wally.
J'onn and the rap about Oreo LOL...hilarious!
Thanks you for this.