Well this is a very awkward setting, but enjoyable.
-The Archduke

Are you developing a romance between Gimli and Lina? That would be... Interesting.
-The Archduke

Well I know why my spelling is autrotious now.
-Teh Archduck

Too many misteries! So little time!

It will take me even longer to get that visual out of my head. Thanks for that by the way.
-The Archduke

Oh you should have had them compete on the best punishement for the girl! That would have been hilarious!
-The Archduke

Gandalf is not a cook.
-The Archduke

Why feel sorry for a Nasgûl?
-The Archduke

Ya the Sauron/Morgoth allience would have never lasted anyways. It still was funny though.
-The Archduke

I want to see who did that now!
-The Archduke

Ok I was thinking that Morgoth and Sauron always fighting each other was going to be hilarious, but I was wrong, them teaming up to attack students is going to be hilarious!
-The Archduke

I'm right in there with you. I hate hobbit slashers!
-The Archduke

So, who got to dance with Legolas?

How have I not seen this before? I've only read a couple chapters but what I've seen is amazing. Hilarious premise, irreverent chapter titles, and the Meta…I love the Meta.

Have you thought about selling merchandise? Because I would totally pay for a hoodie and a diploma. Just sayin'.

I am going to love Elrond in this fanfic too!
-The Archduke