I give credit to the girl for that OUTSTANDING shot! I admire the way you placed that competition between Morgoth and Sauron! I wouuld have never thought of something like that, which is why I would never do good at writting an OFU like this. Well I better end this review so I can get to the next chapter then.
-The Archduke

Sauron is going to be one of my favorites in this fanfic, I love slap stick comedy!
-The Archduke

That is why it is called Elf wine, because it's for Elves! Anyways I can see already that the competition between Morgoth and Sauron is going to be quite amusing! Longest Hobbit throw? That is brilliant!
-The Atchduke

What did Sauron do to the fan girls that put a black mark on the ceiling?!

Well Legolas is going to have to make a break for it! I can't wait to see some annoying fan girls get ftied by Gandalf!
-The Archduke

My sister is writing an OFU for a monster in Paris so I desided that I would read the original OFU that started them all. Can't wait to get started!
-The Archduke

If this had included The Hobbit, I believe most of these girls would be anxious to get their own Dwarf.
(Oh, I've written the 3,000th review! That was my goal, after all.)

Dernhelm. I find it quite amusing that the girls considered her 'yumminess central'.

Oh Toey, we meet again.
Thank goodness Arwen showed up to save Aragorn from his crazy fangirls though.

Looks like Lina had a good night. Can't say the same for the Legolas fangirls though.

Ah, Legolas, the biggest expert on human courting rituals of all the world.
Not.

Dear Frodo, you've barely scratched the surface of the many intricate and bizarre slash pairings in the world of LOTR, but we'll let you think otherwise.

Lina dodged a rather large bullet there, eh? Thankfully, Galadriel seems pretty nice. At least to her.

Who knew Gimli was so good at poetry? And finally, something to hopefully keep the Witch Wall busy so he's not bothering Lina as much.

Poor Lina. Those are honestly the worst days.