This is great, can't wait to read more! :D

Love this story! Sequel?

And in this chapter, your own little Balrog spawned: Sarman. He's a cute one.

Funny funny funny story.

WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU MAD
When i start to read, I will have to read it all, and this would take to uch time but i do you can be proud of yourself, you are brilliant!

Do i detect a monty python reference?

Well that was a very interesting story. It was hilarious! I will make sure to read more OFUs in your honor. I did have my problems with it (like your romance with Gimli, it just didn't make sense to me) but all in all I liked it! I like how you made it almost like she was the author of the story we just read, nice writing there. And Sauron and Morgoth, they were my favorite part! Well all in all good story! I give this fic, my seal of Bad Assery!
-The Archduke of Bad Ass

The threat Gimli gave Lina sounded like what I say whenever my sister gets a new boyfriend. Only I like to cause a little bit more pain than even an axe would do.
-The Archduke

Morgoth you pervert!
-The Archduke

We shall have a moment of silence for Rabagast, may he rest in pieces.
-The Archduke

That's the evil neighbor? Underwhelming much?
-The Archduke

Ok this is the beginning of the war? Uh oh.
-The Archduke

I've really enjoyed this fic. It's fuckin hilarious, it's creative, well-written, and has some legitimate points about fanfiction in it that I have personally been yelling about for years. It's surprisingly IC (except the Witch-Wall, and Smaug sometimes) for such ridiculous shenanigans; I'm astounded that you could pull it off. The vast majority of this userbase couldn't have written this, and I'm sad to see it go. That's the thing about great stories; when it ends, it breaks your heart.

Wait not even in the original risk game was there any purple army.
-The Archduke

Gold absolute gold! Why would someone think that a unicorn and a Pegasus are Middle Earth creatures? Some fans should be shot!
-The Archduke

Spiders, Smiling, and Swords. Oh my!
-The Archduke