I have bad images of Sauron and Morgoth in steledos and pink dresses. Damn you Cam!
-The Archduke

Uh oh this should be interesting!
-The Archduke

MY EARS! MY EYES! AAAAAAAGGGGGGGHHHHHH! That poem was awful! But why do I like it? I guess the only solution is to smite it. With fire and brimstone hurled right at it.
-The Archduke

…and we're done.
Such an amazing (and hilarious) ride through the rules for writing LotR Fanfic. It feels so meta. And now, off to find the sequel.

…honey and a dwarf?
Someone knows how to do Head-Tiltingly Kinky…

There are no words for this masterpiece. I applaud you.

Randomly browsing tvtropes links and finding the mention of urple has been the best thing to happen to me all week. Okay, so I'm only like a quarter of the way through this, but I already know Sauron/Morgoth will never get old.

Ever.

Ok this chapter was pretty funny! Morgoth and Sauron's shananigans never fget old.
The Archduke

I feel oddly sorry for Morgoth.
-The Archduke

Well I'm going to have nightmares now that that particular mental image has found it's way into my head, thanks for that by the way, and I'm haveing a three day weekend coming up soon, I really wanted sleep!
-The Archduke
P.S. I skipped the chapter with the Urhik-hi (or however you spell that) err um explicitly. After this chapter I'm lucky I did!

Witch-Wall and Breadlegs, oh god...

Go Magda! Pippin chicks all the way!

i am laughing SOSOSOSOSOOOO much at this fic! omg!

striding 101, so funny!

OK, I officially love you. Breadlegs has a roll! How cute!