fuck you mr patil

Weird final addition of Tonks to just have her added to the harem in name only. Still, an enjoyable power wank story if you don't take it too seriously! Just what I needed after a long week

Love It! Absolutely hilarious. Great story.

Great story
Original idea
Fun read
Thank you for sharing your talent with us!

This is good enough to deserve 1000 comments.
You only need two more
So here they are!

I'm sure this has been said by many others, but, just in case...

The male can still produce a bodily fluid if castrated. It just won't have any swimmers.

Sometimes what one needs is a mindless and shameless power fantasy to binge with a strong cup of coffee on a rainy day. Thanks author for writing this, it was quite enjoyable.

This was one of the biggest wish fulfilment fanfics I've ever read. So dumb. I mostly just skimmed it, at the same time, it was rather amusing with how overpowered Harry was.

Harry and Fleur, Uggh. Worst pairing in fanfic. I've never understood why so many people like it.

Great story

Seriously? I know manipulative Dumbledore is a thing, but both Dumbledore and Harry's actions here beggar belief.

I gotta say, Dumbledore's request to know where Harry was over the weekend was reasonable. Whatever else Dumbledore did in the past, whether or not a minor student leaves the grounds of a boarding school would be the responsibility of the headmaster.

I'm not going to lie, Tonks was unexpected. This was a fun read.

Wtf is this garbage

Very cute story. Short and sweet and covers all the bases.