Reviews for Teaching Young Bots Old Tricks
SweetSpark22 chapter 3 . 10/7/2014
I'm extremely disappointed you never continued this. I really wanted to read about Ratchet's vengeance upon Sideswipe and, of course, more Optimus fun-time. Loved what you did have, though.
libbyluvs chapter 3 . 6/28/2014
Wow this is good! Holy!
Foresthunter chapter 3 . 8/17/2012
really good, and hot
Naughtia chapter 3 . 7/29/2012
I loved the end! Good thing Ratchet closed the comm line! I especially loved the part where Optimus says " Do you think we could..." and Ironhide says " yeah yeah just gimme a minute" I hope this story continues
electro moonlight chapter 3 . 2/25/2012
Optimus would do it even if it was as exciting as poking a stick in the ground for hours. LOL i love that quote it is win
lisa.demonic.angel chapter 3 . 1/28/2012
cnt wait 4 mre
BrightlyMonotone chapter 2 . 10/2/2011
I finally got around to re-reading this. It's one of my ultimate favorites, I just love how hot this is and how much potential this story has. I love that it's not just senseless porn, but there's a great story behind it. The race needs to be perpetuated, but why not have a hell of a fun time making that happen?

Ya know would be amazing? Ratchet and Sideswipe. I never ever thought I'd want to read that pairing but Ratchet in this chapter obviously so wants it. And it translates well enough that I know it's been a while since you last updated but I truly truly hope you haven't given up on this story! I'd love to see old veteran Ratchet going to town on arrogant, secretive Sidwswipe. Sides needs to loosen up a little anyway.

Please continue soon! This story needs more love and reviews! It doesn't seem like many people know about this little nugget of goodness considering it doesn't have many reviews. Update and bump it to the top! Pretty please with a begging, shaking Sideswipe on top? (Or on bottom, whichever he prefers.)
P.A.W.07 chapter 3 . 9/30/2011
laughs. Poor Ironhide. I never took him to be so bashful in such a subject though. XD

Loved this idea. Very cute and opens an doorway for many pairings.

Thanks for sharing.
Havoc Hg chapter 3 . 9/27/2011
Oh Primus. I'm giggling in sheer perverseness. The smile on my face would get me sent to jail for indecency. Please tell me this is going to continue. Do want.
Bibliotecaria.D chapter 1 . 9/4/2011
There’s something to be said for laughing so hard during what’s supposed to be sex education…especially when the laughs just keep coming. There’s sexiness, but mostly there’s just the helpless amusement of watching reality dawn on the poor Autobots.
ALIENmantis chapter 3 . 8/27/2011
Finding this fic now made the "immortal Hide" line depressing.

Too bad that this story won't continue, it was very well written :) Among other things, it included my favourite pair (op/ih). Btw, isn't Chromia the violet Arcee? It'd be interesting to know more about the policy that forbid interfacing in the first place.

Some of the parts were really funny. At least they don't have to use diagrams to explain this stuff to us D Although, it would be cool to see Ratchet doing Sideswipe untill they drop. :D

Thanks for the good read :)
Shar're from Abydos chapter 3 . 7/11/2011
Oh god. Oh -bursts into hysterics- That was AWESOME! Not only is the plotline amazing, but spelling and grammer is almost perfect, an that, my dear, is hard to find. Anyways, hurry up with the next chapter! I want to see Ratchet "overload [Sideswipe] until he couldn't slagging move." -giggles-
Nightblooming Orchid chapter 3 . 5/28/2011
OMG! that was great.

"roughly translated as "ffftttpzz"." ...that had me laughing so hard I almost fell out of my chair. Perfect ending!
blackfoxriot chapter 3 . 4/28/2011

Pure. Awesome.

Please update
BrightlyMonotone chapter 3 . 2/18/2011
Can't believe I just now found this gem. : ) I really hope you plan to continue this, it's hilarious and amazingly hot. Never envisioned Optimus/Ironhide but you write it so well!
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