Mission accomplished. This was so much fun just the way you wrote it! The hat was right, you gave him qualities of all four houses. Laugh out loud funny!

Thanks for sharing your story with us!

Hi, if you liked this fic I highly suggest you read this one down below. It's very similar to Harry the Hufflepuff and The Thief of Hogwarts if you like those two, and just as funny.
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This story was absolutely hilarious and oddly appropriate to read as I procrastinate my own homework. Thank you for a very entertaining read, I look forward to the sequel.

hahahahahhaha!

Lol...eriously amusing. Wanna go far? Dark Lord in a Jar!

heh. Hagrid will learn...eventually.

Lol. Using cooking tools to do potions, sounds like the smart thing to do.

lmfao...hilarious. Got thrown in there for being lazy in hopes it would make him loyal and hardworking. Well that failed.

Ha ha ha this was perfectly done! And much more believable than the original :)

Love the last sentence :D I guess he could invite a house elf over?

Yay! Thank you!

X-D for even Fang climbing that tree!

Enjoyed what Harry did to Snape for his exam, but you seriously raise a good point on WHY Harry would Care about some of his grades. History and Astronomy hardly going to help keep him alive for starters.

Original ending to the story, and I was wondering when that minor little rule would come up! X-D

Broke out into uncontrollable laughter at what the elves did to his old PJs

It is interesting that people try to forget that Lily actually had a friendship with a Slytherin that was healthy for years

Oh good lord, this was a great ending- I had to go back and re-read the part where Qmort does his big reveal and Harry is already gone (GO HARRY, being all smart like that). All the lols.

I love the idea of the snitch basically finding Harry because he doesn't move very much (if only that were true, right?) and yeah, my feelings on quidditch are basically the same as this version of Harry. Ok, so catch the snitch, but the rest is kinda boring, amirite?

I have to also admit that Harry's style of doing exams is basically my style of doing exams and I pretty much got all A's and B's in school (of course, that's probably more of a commentary on the sad state of public schooling, but I digress).

This was a very fun fic and I'm looking forward to reading the sequels!

SLEEPING DURING DETENTION IS BLOODY GENIUS. Also, the glasses would be absolutely lovely for those long, boring meetings. I simply wish I could have a pair...

And jeez, when it comes to the Mirror of Erised, you and me both Harry. It sure would be nice to laze around under such amazing circumstances.

For some reason, I like the idea of the house elf wanting to do more work and Harry being overly happy about this fact.

And finally, lol at Norbert. Harry definitely knows that any pet is a lot more work than is really worth it most of the time, especially when it comes to tiny scaled murderbeasts.