Reviews for Unspeakable Things
Habdicneux chapter 60 . 8/24
That was a great read. But, I gotta say, the epilogue is a total joke, right? If not, then it's horrible. Luna's character is completely wrong. Yes, it got the psychopathic part right, but it definitely 100% ignored the entire build-up of Luna's dependancy on Harry and Ginny as her social anchors...
Newbie1104 chapter 60 . 8/12
Amazing story. But forgive me when I say I hate that epilogue. Most of Luna's character developement was thrown out of the window with that last bit.
Fresh C chapter 10 . 6/2
I like the premise of this story and in parts I even like the execution of how the story is being told. It's an interesting tale so far and pretty easy to get wrapped up in.

I do have several complaints, mainly dealing with dialogue and a few logically unsound things.

In this chapter particularly I find it very strange that Ginny, a young girl, knows that her parents are having sex despite the fact that they put up a silencing charm? Where they going at it so wildly that they were shaking the rooms surrounding them? If not, the silencing charm should make it so that she has no clue what's going on, since even Molly didn't exactly know they were about to knock boots until she walked into the room.

That aside, my only real problem with this story is that none of the children act or talk like children, for the most part. They are constantly talking out their problems, and everyone seems to be mostly understanding and rational. Everyone seems completely comfortable telling everyone else how they feel, with very little reservations. In real life, that doesn't seem to happen very often. Especially with kids.

Another thing is all the talk about sex and future sex is kinda weird. It seems awkward that Adonis keeps mentioning how compatible Harry and Ginny are and that they'll likely be in a relationship. Why doesn't he just let it happen naturally if it's going to happen naturally? And even stranger is when Harry or Ginny make vaguely sexual jokes. What 12 year old would say "If this were a couple of years older I'd be happy to have 2 girls in my bed"? It's a really weird joke for a presumably prepubescent male to make. Either he's interested in girls, or he's not. It's really awkward that he would tell the type of joke that Someone who's interested in girls would tell, when he's not yet interested in girls.

I'll give you a pass on Luna though, since her whole situation allows for the possibility that she knows a lot more worldly things despite her age. It is still weird that she often brings up sexual things almost out of the blue and that she hasn't picked up on the fact that Harry isn't yet interested in girls. It's understandable that she knows what she's talking about at least, even if it doesn't really make sense that the topic comes up so often, or that she's so unnecessarily crude about it.

I guess my main problem with the story is how direct the dialogue is. Harry and Ginny come out and say lines like "I love Hermione/Ron but the two of us are partners so things can't be exactly the same as last year". But even if someone feels that way in real life, it's very rare for most people to just say that kind of thing. But I suppose this is mostly just a mater of personal taste on my part.

In any case, I'm not turned off by this enough to stop reading. And your intro prologue really hooked me enough that I want to see where things go once the action really starts. I just think you're pretty talented and could benefit a lot from working on more realistic dialogue. (Though this was written over 3 years ago, so maybe you've already improved on that front.)
Lerris chapter 60 . 5/22
The last couple of stories I've read from you did get quite dark before the end, and while realistic, maybe still be excessive, although that is only an opinion of course.

The biggest thing that stands out in this story is your Luna. She was so messed up and never got any better really. I was hoping that a purification ritual with Harry and Ginny in Dumbledore's Merlin room might have helped her in the end. Ah well.
Lerris chapter 38 . 5/22
One weak point I see here is that Draco at least was not expelled. There have been too many incidents, even if you accept snapes get out of trouble excuse and all the other excuses.
NarutoSpardaUzumaki chapter 60 . 5/3
I loved it. The epilogue was brilliant and I didn't expect it, but it would have been nice to know what else Harry and co did during three years
PotterBoy90 chapter 60 . 4/30
This story has been complete for a while, but I'd always skipped over it. I love your work, but the description summary alone for this story made me unsure of what it would really be about. It sounds like Lockhart would be taking them away on some fantastical journey.

The thing is, the story is so much better than that. You wrote such an engaging, interesting universe in which two children were turned into weapons. But you did it in a way in which the children knew what was happening, or at least came to realize it.

This is one of the best stories I've read in a long time, mostly because of the way you crafted the world and your characters.

Luna's characterization was the most unique I'd ever read, and she was amazing to read. The only thing is, I have to agree with the other reviewers in that the epilogue ruined her to an extent.
I can see it being true, since she is a psychopath, but I can't see her ignoring her social anchors after years and years with them, and years and years of training and the highest level of happiness she had known after being accepted by Harry and Ginny in her relationship.

The only thing I don't understand is the word "Sport."
I understand what a Sport is, but I just can't get over your choice in term for that level of Wizard.

All in all, though, I love this story and I can already see myself rereading it a few times down the line.
NarutoSpardaUzumaki chapter 47 . 4/29
I noticed you didn't follow up with the ritual of the Merlin Circle of chapter 46 "Tainted", Adonis said they would be doing the ritual again In a week or so and between that scene and the new DA you never mentioned it
Shadow Lighthawk chapter 60 . 4/11
...Did not see that coming. Dude, what happened to "you're my anchors, I need you"? It's amusing, of course, but it seems rather out of character for the Luna you wrote.

Aside from your weirdly inconsistent epilogue, though, I've been consistently impressed with your writing of Luna. She's sometimes amusing and sometimes disconcerting and sometimes troubling, and I think the way you maintained the balance of that throughout the story is one of its strongest points. Luna was broken. I've noticed in fanfiction that there's a tendency to SAY someone is broken and then write a character that's somewhat damaged but still essentially a whole - and usually good - person. Which is fine, they're great stories, but I'm so impressed that you said Luna was broken but brilliant and then wrote her that way. All the times she did morally ambiguous - even morally repugnant - things, every time she said or did something that made the other characters (and me) uncomfortable, that all reminds the reader that she was truly unstable, absolutely broken. In a way, I agree with McGonagall that she should never have been at Hogwarts. She was a danger to herself and others. It makes me a little uncomfortable to acknowledge, but she was also a very useful soldier. Harry's Bellatrix is an unfortunately accurate description.

I still can't decide how I feel about her using the entrails-expelling curse on Narcissa Malfoy. Because on the one hand, doing that to a pregnant woman is pretty well beyond the pale. On the other hand, she was already deep into plans to raise another pureblood prince just like Draco and Lucius. And Narcissa would be a terrible enemy to have at your back. But still, entrails-expelling curse.

Draco was another characterization that impressed me. He was a horrible, entitled, cruel little shit who made terrible choices but also who had a moment of realization that he had been branded like a slave and that he was trapped by the circumstances of his birth and the choices of others. There was a moment there when he was almost sympathetic, when you thought that just maybe he might find the courage to break free and do something decent. The fall he had just after that, when he killed Daphne Greengrass and embraced power, darkness and the pleasure of creating fear and pain in others was so much more powerful for that brief moment of self-awareness. I knew he was doomed from the moment he used the imperious to force Luna to carve her own flesh, but that moment of awareness gave a depth and complexity to his character that he just wouldn't have otherwise had. Draco's final, complete fall was exceptionally well written.

You know, the creepifying things about this story that I identified in the first few chapters never did get better. The DoM might have been protagonists of a sort, but they never were "good guys." Their research projects on unsuspecting subjects, horrifying invasions of privacy, and informal eugenics program (and man, did I call that or what?) were all pretty creepy, and got worse as the story went on. Child soldiers isn't a super-moral thing either, but I think Harry and Ginny had a pretty good idea of what was happening to them, and they thought (and I kind of agree) that better training as child soldiers that Dumbledore's vision of a teenage martyr. Harry made the best of a bad situation; I think he was content with his decisions and the outcome.

The most horrifying thing that happened in the story was the rape. Not just the rape itself and the aftermath, which I thought you handled well, but the implications of what the French were trying to do. Not only were they raping him, they planned to continue to do so indefinitely. To trick him into a marriage he would only escape in death. That's a level of disregard for Harry's agency and his rights as a person that is truly sickening. And it gets worse the more you think about it, because apparently this is common practice where it comes to sports.

One of the things I ended up really liking about the story is how so many canon events happened in not-canon ways. I thought it was quite clever, though Sirius dying about ripped my guts out. I really thought he was going to make it in this one. I especially liked the way Dumbledore died. Call me vengeful, but a slow, lingering death by poison administered by that piece of slime he trusted and defended REALLY appeals to me. I also like that he finally realized he was trusting the wrong man...and that when he did, it was too late. Snape was a cancer in Hogwarts. Dumbledore let him protect the Slytherins from the consequences of their horrid behavior while at the same time letting Snape persecute everyone else, especially Harry. Makes me boiling mad. Did in canon, too. I was ever so pleased when Snape got his.

Dumbledore was a cancer, too. One of the best things you did in this story, and one I wish had gotten more 'air time,' as it were, was the changes McGonagall made to the curriculum as soon as she had a chance. She overhauled pretty much everything. I think that is... speaking. It makes me think that your McGonagall was less the spineless doormat of canon, and more and educator who had her hands well and truly tied and had to sit on her anger for a long time.

Although, despite her words about Harry getting away with things, I seem to recall that she didn't hesitate to put a first year on the Quidditch team right after he disobeyed a teacher's directive to stay on the ground. Just saying.

I still think the funniest part of the story was Harry telling Dumbledore that Hogwarts sucked and he wanted to transfer. Right after cursing Malfoy in front of Snape. It will never not be funny.

I really enjoyed this story, which is a bit of a miracle, because I have a fairly strong dislike for the character of Ginny Weasley. The canon Ginny, I mean, the one who came out of pretty much nowhere to be pretty and perfect and inspire chest monsters, ugh. And I rarely find fic where she has decent characterization (though, admittedly, I do not seek it out. I much prefer Harmony). I just resent the hell out of her, and I've put no effort into changing my feelings. That said, she really worked in this story. She made a good romantic interest for Harry, a good partner. I think the characterization was a little weak compared to Luna's, but then, I think anyone's would have been, because you did Luna SO WELL. I didn't hate Ginny in this story, and for me that's a big deal.

I think the only real complaint I have (besides the oddness of the epilogue) would be the number of typos. There was a weirdly high number of wrong-word typos, considering the number of betas. It didn't significantly impact comprehension, but I'm mentioning it because it always throws me off for a second when I hit one. They interrupt the flow of things.

I'm really glad I read this, despite my personal issues with the pairing. It was great to have something to really sink my teeth into (mmm, quarter million words, delicious) and I got to try out the reviewing-as-I-go thing. I don't usually do that, since I prefer to hold comments for one long review at the end, but someone told me authors prefer more feedback than that. Do you have an opinion either way? I admit, there's something freeing about commenting on just one or two things at a time.

Overall, this was a great read. I loved the way you handled the plot; I don't usually get a lot of surprises in an all-7-years fic where so many of the plot elements still happen, so that was fun. I think you have a deft hand with adult relationships, too. Molly and Arthur were well done, and their relationship with Xeno Lovegood was very interesting. I also like that you wrote battles where our protagonists lost, and where their plans went balls-up. That was well done. In fact, you made a lot of mature writing choices that enhanced the story.

You do good work. Thanks for putting out here for us to read!
Shadow Lighthawk chapter 51 . 4/10
People are horrifying.

For what it's worth, I agree with your group. That whole sequence was awful to read, but it was visceral, it makes me empathize with Harry's feeling of being filthy inside. Both for the rape and for his revenge. I think trying to soften it would have been a disservice to the characterization.

But yeah, horrifying.
Shadow Lighthawk chapter 50 . 4/10
The issue of homosexuality in the Wizarding world is an interesting one, to be sure. Some authors take the stance you have, that a society stuck a century or two in the past and obsessed with heirs and bloodlines would consider homosexuality repugnant. Canon is... well, pretty heteronormative, if we're being honest. I don't think JKR ever confronted the issue directly in canon, and I generally consider Dumbledore's reticence on the issue of his own sexuality to have more to do with WHO his first love was, and how badly it turned out. Also, time and place; the Headmaster of a boarding school probably doesn't need to discuss his sexuality with the mostly-underage student population of his school. Because, frankly, ick. So, except for what's implied about Wizarding society, canon doesn't tell us much, but the implication is that homosexuality would be discouraged.

The other extreme is that Wizards would of course have developed a magical way to add people to the bloodline (fanon's "blood adoption") or for a man to, in one way or another, gestate and deliver a baby, and therefore marriage between two partners of the same gender is perfectly fine. I actually consider characters like Fleur, Hagrid and Flitwick to be a sort of oblique support for this view; if Wizards have offspring with other species, surely homosexuality shouldn't be that big of a deal. (And yes, I know that the fallacy there is 'have offspring,' but I still think it's a good point.)

The range of societal attitudes between the two extremes is huge, of course. What really fascinates me are the different socio-cultural constructs that authors come up with to explain how those attitudes developed. Fandom is really impressive that way.
Shadow Lighthawk chapter 23 . 4/9
Genius! I reread the section where Harry hexed Draco at least three times. I love that he did it right in front of Snape. Not even a minimal pretense of respecting Snape. So perfect. And then that rant about how Hogwarts sucks and he wants to transfer! I don't think I've ever seen a situation exactly like this. I've seen Harry *threaten* to transfer, but this didn't come off like a threat, it sounded like a genuine desire. Love it.
Shadow Lighthawk chapter 19 . 4/9
That was kind of fabulous. I don't think I've ever seen Millicent Bagnold as an actual character before, or at least, never as anything but a female Fudge. She really bearded the lion in his den in this one! I like the idea of her as a political powerhouse, though in canon, she was the one in office when Sirius Black went to Azkaban.

It's another common HP cliché that the Wizarding world is sexist. I don't mind clichés at all, and I do think that the patriarchal Wizarding world is at least somewhat logical on its face, seeing as how most of the canon society seems to be pulled from Victorian England or thereabouts. And it makes for a useful framework for both character motivations and social interactions. On the other hand, I think the wand would be one hell of a gender-equalizer. Also, in the extra-canonical information provided by JKR, there are plenty of famous witches, as well as wizards, starting with Ravenclaw and Hufflepuff and all the way on down to Griselda Marchbanks, the head of the Wizarding Examination Authority. So you can go either way with it, but I think it's a little weird that Amelia Bones is the only female Department Head.
Shadow Lighthawk chapter 17 . 4/9
"Unwitting subjects in a long-term research project."

Are you sure the Unspeakables are the good guys?
Shadow Lighthawk chapter 16 . 4/9
The Hat sends personality profiles to the Department of Mysteries. Holy invasion of privacy, Batman!

I know the DoM are supposed to be the good guys, but wow their methods make me uncomfortable.

Didn't see this confrontation coming. At all. I'm curious to find out how Snape knew where they were. Did he follow Remus? I wish they could kill him. Sadly, I think that would put all of Xeno and Adonis' plans out of whack. Still, a man who gives his godson permission to maim a twelve year old girl, regardless of her mental stability or lack thereof, has a terminal case of Got It Coming.

And Luna did tell him he could die in peace or in pain.
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