Frickin finally

Loving the undertones towards Jake.

This chapter should really come with a warning. Taking a drink while reading the part about Bella and the clock... My nose is not thankful right now. But that was the best laugh I've had in a while.

Sweatpants sex... Cleaver.

Their quick wittedness is amazing!

What a fascinating fic! I am a little concerned about all the references concerning NKOTB.

Superb, simply superb! That's the only thing that comes to mind to describe this amazing story. And the writing is just incredible. I for one really hope that you write more and please!

You guys cracked me up during this entire story! So much fun to read! It's been on my to be read list forever and I'm so glad someone recently mentioned it again. Loved the format, the oocs, Jasper was hilarious, and I loved that you made Jacob have dog breath lol! Gotta read that outtake now. Thank you for taking the time to write this and share it with us 3

I have come across the summary of DMM so many times and, to be honest it never applealed to me. Yesterday, I was looking for something fun to read and I found out, again DMM. I started reading and just couldn't stop, I went to sleep at 5 in the morning! I laughed like a crazy woman, sobbed like a baby, and smiled trough the whole reading. It had been a long time since I read something so funny, sweet and refreshing. I don't review very often since my english is so limited, but I had yo tell you I really, really loved DMM and I'm looking forward todo read whatever else you, talented guys write.
Thank you.

:) loved this story

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This edward didn't sound very manly

Jasper is so adorable I love him and Edward's ramblings are hilarious and endearing.

Wow! I have to say that again...Wow! I absolutely loved this story! I loved that some of the characters were so OOC, Jake was good, but Jasper was the best. that was epic! But I have to say, that this is one of my favorite Edwards ever. You did a fantastic job writing him. what an endearing mess of hotness. I laughed constantly while reading. The back and forth quirky flirting with just enough cluelessness on his part was brilliant when paired with his strong, smart, wealthy, confident business persona. Oh my gosh, truly just super funny and super fun to read. I can't wait to go on your page and look at what else you have written. Stumbled across this one and soooo glad I did. Thanks for your talent and for your willingness to share it with us the readers. Until next time...Laugh on!

What the fuck? I wanted Edward to have to steq in his own sauce for awhile ...Bella to move on to the restraunt for awhile, hook up with peter,have the best sex of her life