|Reviews for The Official List of Unofficial Rules|
| Jiminy The Cricket chapter 4 . 7/4
I gather that no one on the Enterprise actually follows these rules...
| Guest chapter 83 . 6/18
This was amazing. I love the Star Wars Doctor Who Princess Bride and Harry Potter referenes.
| SV chapter 83 . 12/11/2016
Stop watching cat videos and looking up cat memes during shift.
Amazed it's taken this long to get a rule
Spock would also like everyone to know that the word meme does not mean what you think it means (paraphrasing)
| SV chapter 82 . 12/11/2016
Stop yelling the darkness is coming- we're in space, it's dark
B the darkness is a lame name anyway
| SV chapter 77 . 12/11/2016
Stop 'dab'ing during shift
B I was sneezing into my elbow!
C this is going to get confusing isn't it
| SV chapter 58 . 12/11/2016
The debate about which is worse, the Star Wars prequels or the sequels, is now over.
A. As is the debate on who shot first, Han or Greedo
| SV chapter 49 . 12/11/2016
How about: do not celebrate guy fawkes day, or any day requiring the lighting of bonfires- we are on a spaceship in space, what is wrong with you?
| Guest chapter 36 . 12/10/2016
New rule: Stop playing 'let it go' on repeat or you will be let go
| Ian Dugan chapter 7 . 12/5/2016
In Chapter 7 of your unofficial rules for TOS you mentioned Chuck Norris ... SO I couldn't say smoething like "In the begining God created Chuck Norris and bade him to speak. Chuck said "Let there be light!'" and BANG ... there was Light.
| ToaCaldoric chapter 59 . 11/3/2016
Awesome story so far... I have a couple ideas, though:
• if you make a terrible throw/shot, you're not allowed to blow it off with a simple "not my fault, someone put a wall in my way."
•In fact, messing ANYTHING up and then immediately saying "Tucker did it!" is no longer allowed, even if a nearby crew member named Tucker was somehow involved.
•Stop asking others if they "ever wonder why we're here," it's not necessarily good for morale. Not to mention that the 5-hour diatribe Mr. Spock gave when he was last asked said question was, while educational, also very confusing.
| SisterOfAnElvenWannabe chapter 20 . 8/17/2016
Quidditch on the Enterprise! I want to see it!
| SisterOfAnElvenWannabe chapter 19 . 8/17/2016
I jeep expecting them to bring up this is not a message board again
| SisterOfAnElvenWannabe chapter 18 . 8/17/2016
Love the Doctor who references!
By the way, there isn't a 356d
| SisterOfAnElvenWannabe chapter 17 . 8/17/2016
The 1980s was a reference to "The Voyage Home" right?
| SisterOfAnElvenWannabe chapter 15 . 8/17/2016