Wow. That was intense. And hilarious. Between Gramps and Reaper, Aro and Teach I thought I was going to pee my pants. Connie Francis music... Shaky, pruney diners. Ha! Loved it. Can't wait to see what the he'll happens now that Jasper has lost his shit!

Jeez... Jasper is the one telling them how to act and then he's the one who loses his cool? I mean, don't get me wrong, I don't blame him... but this could seriously turn bad!

OMG! I can't wait for more ;)

Oh boy! That probably was not a smart move! Get the money and get out!

Fabulously awful chapter! I loved the accents, you did masterfully with that! I kind of have in my head the kind of place and room that was there, and the bathroom with the toilet cover in shag carpet...Oh Gawd! The ending just ate me up though, with Alice being set-upon and Jasper finally losing his cool! How are they going to get out of there? Yowza! ;)

Oh my word, I'm so nervous! Not Alice has lost it, making Jasper loose it. Is there hope?

Looks like Jasper just lost his control. Hope they get out of this OK.

Wow that was tense... and now I'm worried. Poor Jasper... and poor Alice. Absolutely cannot wait for the next one :) Your updates are always unique and painful and gorgeous and I love them all

Oh shit!

But YAYYYYYYY for an update, love this fic.

Omg! Shit hit the fan! Thanks ladies. These frequent updates rock! Can't wait for more!

Loved it all. The velvet wallpaper, the hamburger helper and Uncle Paulie/Grampie. Got scared at the end though.

all I can think is "can Edward see Bella being fondled by that creepy guy now?"

Ack!

Oh my fuck! Can't wait for next chapter.

Can't wait for more