Reviews for Quotes of Life
paintedbywords chapter 6 . 12/22/2010
"Can't you hear that beast of a truck?"

.. Silence ..


"Oh yeah, I hear it."

that was funny But I didn't like it as much cause it was confusing with the little info and ooc.
kouga's older woman chapter 6 . 12/22/2010
Poor Paul! His male ego was trampled!
paintedbywords chapter 5 . 12/20/2010

I died laughing in this :P

And thanks so much, for the recommending :D

LGML has died for just a bit in the search of a beta -.- Its so impossible to find one though D:

I ADORE your stories so much, and ha, thanks :D

It was hilarious, and I love this little story :D Great job!
LadyGertrude chapter 5 . 12/20/2010
WOW... These are GOLD! I'm still laughing. I love your sense of humour.
kouga's older woman chapter 5 . 12/20/2010
ROFLMAO! That was AWESOME and so perfectly Emmett!
Little-thing-called-fangirling chapter 3 . 12/18/2010
I love is another one for you...everyone has something but nobody has everything.
durteelilsecret chapter 3 . 12/17/2010
I like it. I like it a lot. I really enjoy your humour and how you match the stories & quotes perfectly! Keep up the awesomeness! Rate & review

Here's mine: he sees the glass as half empty, she sees the glass half full, but I see it as a nice accompaniment to my cookies!
aderrett chapter 3 . 12/17/2010
thats a good one
TwilightFan888 chapter 2 . 12/14/2010
OMG! i love this its hilariouse! you HAVE to write more soon!
paintedbywords chapter 2 . 12/11/2010
Cutest story!


1. When Life Gives You Lemons.. Make Lemonade!

Im just saying, theres a lot of changes possible to that quote but I really like;

When Life Gives You Lemons.. Squeeze, and squirt a bitch in the eye :) !

lol :$


2. There is a place you can touch a woman that will drive her crazy. Her heart. - Melanie Griffith

Editing that one would be pervertish, but VERY Emmettish!


I'd like to see the wolfs somewhere in this :) Like Leah :p
aderrett chapter 2 . 12/7/2010
the quote itself is entertaining and this is just plain funny
Little-thing-called-fangirling chapter 1 . 12/6/2010
Awesome story...can you try one of my is "we are all a little crazy but can't we still try to make friends.
irishfaery95 chapter 1 . 12/6/2010
HAHA, hilarious i think is fab x
Lady Comare chapter 1 . 12/6/2010
*rofl* So goofy XD Totally Emmett :D I love iiit *skips around*
Samantha-Whitlock-Hale chapter 1 . 12/6/2010
Lmao! Umm how about the more the merrier? If you don't want anyone to know about it, don't do it? I don't know about plots but I'm pretty sure you could think of somethin! Oo and I forgot one! Alimony is like buying hay for a dead horse. I also found one that went Curiosity killed the cat, but for a while I was a suspect. Anywhoo I'm babbling!
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