|Reviews for Contrats? I Don't Need No Stinking Contracts|
| uhfj chapter 1 . 2/11
| WhiteEagle1985 chapter 1 . 11/10/2017
An awesome one-shot here! Stupid Dumbles got what he deserved and so did the Death Eaters and Voldemort!
| Havens Run chapter 1 . 8/16/2017
God I love your work on this one. I can honestly say that I was laughing myself silly at the bets on Dumbledore that Ragnok lost. You are an excellent author. Keep up the good work.
| ThunderSphinx chapter 1 . 3/22/2017
Muggle bombs couldn't have penetrated the wards at Riddle Manor.
And I wonder what became if Ginny, since she was became Malfoy slave. Does she become property of Narcissa?
Lol, the pictures in my head, of Fleur and Ana doing things with Harry, are incredibly hottt!
Maybe Hermione can join in on the action too :)
Please write a sequel please.
| paz chapter 1 . 2/23/2017
| Marshman101 chapter 1 . 11/6/2016
This was amazing
| Bronze chapter 1 . 11/2/2016
But that's not the way it's supposed to happen! Harry's supposed to go out in a blaze of glory! Just as Dumb-ass-by-Dore planned it! Frankly, I like Harry's way better. The common people of magical Britain out number the Death Eaters multiples to one. So, if they stand up and suddenly start fighting back...Death Eaters? What Death Eaters? All I see are dead bodies. Something a certain brain dead headmaster DOES NOT want to happen! After all, you can't endless give a second chances to a corpse.
| Jonn Wolfe chapter 1 . 5/11/2016
Hah! This was awesome!
| Cassandra30 chapter 1 . 7/18/2014
| draco122 chapter 1 . 1/3/2014
that was awesome. I loved it.
| GinaKim chapter 1 . 9/24/2013
| major wallace chapter 1 . 9/14/2013
| kirallie chapter 1 . 9/12/2013
| Insanity NPO chapter 1 . 8/26/2013
Too funny. I love your style for these one shots.
| noylj chapter 1 . 2/7/2013
Hermy didn't get to join Harry and his two wives?
She didn't get stuck with MoRon, did she?