Reviews for Contrats? I Don't Need No Stinking Contracts
Havens Run chapter 1 . 8/16
God I love your work on this one. I can honestly say that I was laughing myself silly at the bets on Dumbledore that Ragnok lost. You are an excellent author. Keep up the good work.
Havens Run
ThunderSphinx chapter 1 . 3/22
Muggle bombs couldn't have penetrated the wards at Riddle Manor.

And I wonder what became if Ginny, since she was became Malfoy slave. Does she become property of Narcissa?

Lol, the pictures in my head, of Fleur and Ana doing things with Harry, are incredibly hottt!

Maybe Hermione can join in on the action too :)

Please write a sequel please.
paz chapter 1 . 2/23
Incredible
Marshman101 chapter 1 . 11/6/2016
This was amazing
Bronze chapter 1 . 11/2/2016
But that's not the way it's supposed to happen! Harry's supposed to go out in a blaze of glory! Just as Dumb-ass-by-Dore planned it! Frankly, I like Harry's way better. The common people of magical Britain out number the Death Eaters multiples to one. So, if they stand up and suddenly start fighting back...Death Eaters? What Death Eaters? All I see are dead bodies. Something a certain brain dead headmaster DOES NOT want to happen! After all, you can't endless give a second chances to a corpse.
Jonn Wolfe chapter 1 . 5/11/2016
Hah! This was awesome!
Cassandra30 chapter 1 . 7/18/2014
Terrific!
draco122 chapter 1 . 1/3/2014
that was awesome. I loved it.
Draco122
GinaKim chapter 1 . 9/24/2013
Enjoyable.
major wallace chapter 1 . 9/14/2013
nice work
kirallie chapter 1 . 9/12/2013
Good work
Insanity NPO chapter 1 . 8/26/2013
Too funny. I love your style for these one shots.
noylj chapter 1 . 2/7/2013
Hermy didn't get to join Harry and his two wives?
She didn't get stuck with MoRon, did she?
anarion87 chapter 1 . 11/17/2012
good story
Wrathkal chapter 1 . 4/7/2012
Brilliant maneuver there. More people should have read this.
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