|Reviews for Perchance to Dream|
| xXTailoredDreamsXx chapter 2 . 1/23/2011
I'm taking notes while reading...
-I want Bella to get her puppy.
-Why are you making me like your Jake. Ew.
-What the eff did Paul do? Dun dun dunn my guess... he slept with Leah right? I already don't like her.
-I think I like your Jessica too, lol at "Cocksucking Whore", okay so then thats how Bella has Jessica's number stored in her phone right? Thats awesome because I do the same thing. I once had a friend who was so ignorant when it came to politics her name in my phone was "IgnorantKoolaidDrinker", I feel so connected to Bella now, hehehe
Okay running to next chapter! Great job bb!
| xXTailoredDreamsXx chapter 1 . 1/23/2011
I can't think of a better way to spend my Sunday... gunna get lost with Pandora playing (that I had to effin pay for today! son's-a-bitches) and your story while I snuggle under the blanket my wifey gave me for my birfday... tis'gunna'be'an'epic'afternoon. *heart*
| Dreaming of a Cullen chapter 6 . 1/22/2011
My heart... it hurts. It is throbbing of pain. Why? WHY, fuck, WHY? It's a woman, isn't it? They have both imprinted on one another and they can't be together because his obligations involve a Tanya or an Irina, huh? Ugh. Fuck me. Fuck you, Edward. And fuck whoever called.
PS- I do not like the fact that your chapters are this short. You are hurting me, woman. Damn it all to hell.
| MaryMABSAlice chapter 6 . 1/22/2011
"I would stalk him and that was final. I would do whatever it took to see him again. I would sleep here if I had to." YES YES YES!
I have absolutely no clue what his obligations are so off the top of my head I'm going to say he's in the MonsterCock in Tights Gang! We need to clone him ASAP!
| MaryMABSAlice chapter 5 . 1/20/2011
Can I kick Leah's ass yet? It wasn't Bella's fault Jake got sick. Bella needs to find some good friends and get introduce to the Monstercock asap! Lol
| MaryMABSAlice chapter 4 . 1/20/2011
I'm right there with Bella. All I would have seen is the tights while gaping like a fish out of water.
| MaryMABSAlice chapter 3 . 1/20/2011
Jessica needs to be bitch slapped. The coksucker is clearly p to something. Yay for Leah not being pregnant. Bring n the monstercock in tights! :)
| Dreaming of a Cullen chapter 5 . 1/16/2011
He's not there because he's too busy trying to figure out who she is, where she lives, and what size bra she wears, right? RIGHT? Sigh. I become light headed every time you describe Edward, just like I do when staring at a picture of Rob. Please kill Leah, please kill Jessica, and please update soon. XO, Cc.
| sasha.nessie chapter 5 . 1/16/2011
Loved it...Jessica and Leah are such bitches...damn rancid chicken...hahahaha...loved it...
For some strange reason I'm still waiting for a Sunday update..*hint*...:)
| XHellokitty99X chapter 4 . 1/10/2011
Damn even my panties Melted...
So cool that she stood up & read him the lines... I wonder what happend that made him stop? Did he sudenly see the most beutiful chocolate brown eyes? Ahhh can't wait to see where this go...
Until next time : )
Love ya Esposa!
| Dreaming of a Cullen chapter 4 . 1/9/2011
"You do wish to be a gentleman and await your lady's presence before eating dinner, yes?" "Fine, fine. You will try not to be a bitch to her, yes?" Roflmao. I don't know why that had me chocking on my laughter, but it did. And ohmyfolyhuck, Leah is wearing a red dress. Epic. Fucking epic times a thousand. I was hoping you'd add that she was also known for being a go-go dancer. Oh, little Boubie, I see right through you. Bella wanting to bust her head open with the wine bottle and watch her bleed to her death? So like OaKE's Bella, whom I miss so much. Thank you for that. Really. Another epic bit. Man, Jacob really needs to drop that bitch on the corner with Jessica. Fucking bitch that she is. I'm glad Bella stood up for herself. My favorite part of this chapter? I'm sure you can guess. Fuck, woman. Bella wasn't the only one fighting to catch her breath. That entire bit should be considered a lemon. Mamma mia. I think I reread the part where she stood up to recite the lines about ten times. Amazing job, Lynn. Everything after that was even more fucking fantastic. My heart was racing when he called out to her and asked her to stay. Jeeeesus.
You, my self-deprecating Boubs, don't give yourself enough credit. Please, please, please believe me when I say that this story is one of the best I've read so far and that it keeps growing on me. I find myself taking my sweet time when I read it because it's just that good. I swear to sir Moley I'm not complementing it because you are a close friend or because of any other reason. I mean it. In fact, I love it so much that I want to take part in it in any way you'll let me. Whether you want a second beta or someone to simply proof read it. I want in with Edward British-God-and-Part-Time-Actor Cullen. And Dear Lord, please promise me you'll update this week. Please. With all that out of my chest, I am now going to bed thinking of Ed's tights. XO, CC.
| Dreaming of a Cullen chapter 3 . 1/9/2011
Aw, doll. Your 'I would also like to thank Dreaming of a Cullen' paragraph made me teary-eyed. I wish you believed that you're a good writer, because you really are. A lot better than many out there, as a matter of fact. You just need to pimp yourself out is all. I feel awful for not having read this update sooner. Forgive me?
Now, for my thoughts on this chapter: Love what you did there with the dream and the ring tone, it had me chuckling and reminded me of SATC II (I watched it not long ago, the song played at the very gay wedding, LOL). Great way to start it off. Lmao the monstercockroach, Buffy the Vampire Slayer, and the galoshes. Also, good work on sneaky-bitch Jessica making me uneasy. Something is coming, and not in a pleasurable way. That girl is all sorts of bad news and I hate that skanks like her exist in real life. And finally: WTF? Why did Leah go? Why, dammit? I was so happy when Bella realized Jacob was alone. Which, by the way, brings me to the next point: I don't appreciate you practically forcing me to like Jacob in this story. I usually despise him since he's always the bad guy, dude. You don't play fair. But alas, I'll admit it's a nice change and I'm hoping he sticks around.
Wow. It appears I've written an essay of a review. Off to the next one. XO, CC.
| sasha.nessie chapter 4 . 1/9/2011
Awwww, they meet...loved how she saved him...
Leah and Jessica need to meet...that would be fun...
Loved the update...same time, same place next week...:)
| XHellokitty99X chapter 3 . 1/5/2011
Ahh Esposa "expert ff reader" *Tears* WoooHoooo No Pasta!
Great Chapter can't wait for Sunday (wait what am I saying I turn 30 on that day) well atleast I will get to meet your Edward that day WoooHooo!
Is there an alernative motive for Cocksucking Whore helping her? *whispers I think she should use all CAPS*
| sasha.nessie chapter 3 . 1/2/2011
I love your Bella... I even love your Jessica...I'm also ready for the next chappy...crushing this story...keep it up Bou...:)