|Reviews for Perchance to Dream|
| MaryMABSAlice chapter 8 . 2/6/2011
Jessica is so going down on the professor and I bet she was on the phone pissed at him because she didn't get the intern.
Bella is a lot braver than me with those monstercockroaches I'd have been gone a long time ago. Ick! Please no random booty call. She needs to rip those tights off with her teeth. :)
| sasha.nessie chapter 7 . 2/1/2011
OMG!...I loved the update...so many things...that bitch Leah...EC sucking her dry...the monster cockroach she beat the shiz out of...married to Ben CheneyBenward...the phone breathing...the cussin' saved to drafts...Jessica the CSW...the octodad fetish...loved it all...
I probably should be but I'm just not sorry for Jake-ass...again, Leah, that bitch...
As for EC...dude, WTH?...tomorrow is Saturday/Sunday for me...I want an update...hahaha...
| Dreaming of a Cullen chapter 7 . 1/31/2011
You have to be kidding me. You just .be. You mean to tell me she grew balls, called AND messaged him, to get that as a response? No. I don't believe it. That couldn't have been him who replied. It must have been the proslut. And if it was him, then I am officially Team Jacob for this ff.
| MaryMABSAlice chapter 7 . 1/30/2011
| sasha.nessie chapter 6 . 1/23/2011
LOL octodad...but seriously, I hope he's not an octodad...
I'm loving the ticket window guy...still loving fake-brit Edward, but what's going on with him?...
Can't wait for the update...
| xXTailoredDreamsXx chapter 3 . 1/23/2011
Me again :)
-LMFAO at Bella's dream. She's already obsessed. I love it.
-Jake and Leah would have a litter of babies wouldn't they? *cough* :P
- Ew Beiber reference, lol. Can you believe how much that kids hair costs to maintain? Ridic I tell you!
-LoL at Bella's bathroom adventure with the roach, girl is bad ass.
-BTW, love that we both have musician Jake's in our stories! Can't wait to see how you portray him when it comes to all that.
- I really really enjoy the banter between Bella and Cocksucking Whore
-Ahhhhhhhh meeting Leah the bitch bag in the next chapter I hope...
Loved it babe, great writing!
| xXTailoredDreamsXx chapter 2 . 1/23/2011
I'm taking notes while reading...
-I want Bella to get her puppy.
-Why are you making me like your Jake. Ew.
-What the eff did Paul do? Dun dun dunn my guess... he slept with Leah right? I already don't like her.
-I think I like your Jessica too, lol at "Cocksucking Whore", okay so then thats how Bella has Jessica's number stored in her phone right? Thats awesome because I do the same thing. I once had a friend who was so ignorant when it came to politics her name in my phone was "IgnorantKoolaidDrinker", I feel so connected to Bella now, hehehe
Okay running to next chapter! Great job bb!
| xXTailoredDreamsXx chapter 1 . 1/23/2011
I can't think of a better way to spend my Sunday... gunna get lost with Pandora playing (that I had to effin pay for today! son's-a-bitches) and your story while I snuggle under the blanket my wifey gave me for my birfday... tis'gunna'be'an'epic'afternoon. *heart*
| Dreaming of a Cullen chapter 6 . 1/22/2011
My heart... it hurts. It is throbbing of pain. Why? WHY, fuck, WHY? It's a woman, isn't it? They have both imprinted on one another and they can't be together because his obligations involve a Tanya or an Irina, huh? Ugh. Fuck me. Fuck you, Edward. And fuck whoever called.
PS- I do not like the fact that your chapters are this short. You are hurting me, woman. Damn it all to hell.
| MaryMABSAlice chapter 6 . 1/22/2011
"I would stalk him and that was final. I would do whatever it took to see him again. I would sleep here if I had to." YES YES YES!
I have absolutely no clue what his obligations are so off the top of my head I'm going to say he's in the MonsterCock in Tights Gang! We need to clone him ASAP!
| MaryMABSAlice chapter 5 . 1/20/2011
Can I kick Leah's ass yet? It wasn't Bella's fault Jake got sick. Bella needs to find some good friends and get introduce to the Monstercock asap! Lol
| MaryMABSAlice chapter 4 . 1/20/2011
I'm right there with Bella. All I would have seen is the tights while gaping like a fish out of water.
| MaryMABSAlice chapter 3 . 1/20/2011
Jessica needs to be bitch slapped. The coksucker is clearly p to something. Yay for Leah not being pregnant. Bring n the monstercock in tights! :)
| Dreaming of a Cullen chapter 5 . 1/16/2011
He's not there because he's too busy trying to figure out who she is, where she lives, and what size bra she wears, right? RIGHT? Sigh. I become light headed every time you describe Edward, just like I do when staring at a picture of Rob. Please kill Leah, please kill Jessica, and please update soon. XO, Cc.
| sasha.nessie chapter 5 . 1/16/2011
Loved it...Jessica and Leah are such bitches...damn rancid chicken...hahahaha...loved it...
For some strange reason I'm still waiting for a Sunday update..*hint*...:)