Reviews for Behind Story
No Baggage 86 chapter 1 . 6/23/2014
Did you hear that? I snort laughed. Several times.

(Dude, she’s his singer, no sense in wasting it.)

Wow. Sex is awesome. Not sure it was worth the hundred years wait though.

Ass people.
LuckyMeRobPattzBoo chapter 1 . 11/26/2011
I lit'rally LOL when you said perfect vampire butt. That was fun.
bronzed topaz chapter 1 . 9/15/2011
If this was how they greeted each other in New Moon maybe the Volturi would have left them alone... ;)

The ending kind of confused me though...

This was still really funny though, and a great light read.
I hate angst chapter 1 . 6/30/2011

oh god! it was so are no words.

Loved the ending by the way. ;)
rinabina chapter 1 . 2/25/2011
"Bella are you grabbing my ahsss?"

That was redic awesome! Hot damn I'd sure as heck stay in that position...especially if he was naked. She's a smart woman...

That was fun, thanks :)
bonz245 chapter 1 . 1/14/2011
Very short and very cute.


RenaBug1 chapter 1 . 1/13/2011
Sweetie ~ This story rocks Edward's rock-hard vampire add! ) In the best way, of course! I love it! "More, more!" chants the crowd.
HoochieMomma chapter 1 . 1/13/2011
This really did get to the whole point of New Moon, I feel.

Excellent job! Incisive, and your writing is totes better than La Meyer.

Totes :D
Deleted account 38619 chapter 1 . 1/13/2011

One of the funniest canon stories I have ever read.

Ass for eternity is FTW.
Songirl chapter 1 . 1/12/2011
rpatzlover84 chapter 1 . 1/12/2011
LMAO... this was so cute and funny loved it...
Cathy9 chapter 1 . 1/12/2011
Loved this one as well. Picturing Bella riding out the 3 days clutching Edward's ass made me giggle. You kick ass my dear.
SpunkMe chapter 1 . 1/12/2011
I love this one because it has so much of your personality that I love in it. It is funny and hawt! Another 5 add spanks from me for this one too! Oops! I think you are now officially a fan fic author! Congrats! Love ya!


Whitbysucks chapter 1 . 1/12/2011
YOU ROCK! That was so much fun. Thanks from Whitbysucks!