|Reviews for Behind Story|
| No Baggage 86 chapter 1 . 6/23/2014
Did you hear that? I snort laughed. Several times.
(Dude, she’s his singer, no sense in wasting it.)
Wow. Sex is awesome. Not sure it was worth the hundred years wait though.
| LuckyMeRobPattzBoo chapter 1 . 11/26/2011
I lit'rally LOL when you said perfect vampire butt. That was fun.
| bronzed topaz chapter 1 . 9/15/2011
If this was how they greeted each other in New Moon maybe the Volturi would have left them alone... ;)
The ending kind of confused me though...
This was still really funny though, and a great light read.
| I hate angst chapter 1 . 6/30/2011
"BELLA ARE YOU GRABBING MY ASS?"
oh god! it was so are no words.
Loved the ending by the way. ;)
| rinabina chapter 1 . 2/25/2011
"Bella are you grabbing my ahsss?"
That was redic awesome! Hot damn I'd sure as heck stay in that position...especially if he was naked. She's a smart woman...
That was fun, thanks :)
| bonz245 chapter 1 . 1/14/2011
Very short and very cute.
| RenaBug1 chapter 1 . 1/13/2011
Sweetie ~ This story rocks Edward's rock-hard vampire add! ) In the best way, of course! I love it! "More, more!" chants the crowd.
| HoochieMomma chapter 1 . 1/13/2011
This really did get to the whole point of New Moon, I feel.
Excellent job! Incisive, and your writing is totes better than La Meyer.
| Deleted account 38619 chapter 1 . 1/13/2011
One of the funniest canon stories I have ever read.
Ass for eternity is FTW.
| Songirl chapter 1 . 1/12/2011
| rpatzlover84 chapter 1 . 1/12/2011
LMAO... this was so cute and funny loved it...
| Cathy9 chapter 1 . 1/12/2011
Loved this one as well. Picturing Bella riding out the 3 days clutching Edward's ass made me giggle. You kick ass my dear.
| SpunkMe chapter 1 . 1/12/2011
I love this one because it has so much of your personality that I love in it. It is funny and hawt! Another 5 add spanks from me for this one too! Oops! I think you are now officially a fan fic author! Congrats! Love ya!
| Whitbysucks chapter 1 . 1/12/2011
YOU ROCK! That was so much fun. Thanks from Whitbysucks!