Reviews for Life Lessons From Bella Swann
Hannah Lynn McDonald chapter 1 . 8/7/2014
These lists never fail to make me laugh-thanks!
Angelique Jane chapter 1 . 3/22/2014
"Did I forget to mentions that Edward is hot?"

Between that one, your incredibly sarcastic opening and "Don't wear a coat to the mountains" I get the feeling you don't quite like the illustrious Miss Swann or Twilight? Is that correct, or am I just reading into this...

(Sometimes text does not serve to convey the appropriate amount of sarcasm and contempt one feels...)
SkittlesandIceCream chapter 1 . 6/8/2011
I so totally flunked her class...
Simply Ginger chapter 1 . 1/25/2011
And don't forget "Remember to fall into a hole, lose your canteen and break your ankle just before you get eaten by coyotes and be buried by a bear."

Funny story. Loved it.
starwanker chapter 1 . 1/23/2011
14 and 20, 14 and 20...bless you, child:)
Narcissa-Weasly chapter 1 . 1/16/2011
Hahahahahaha! Really fun! One coment: You spell Swan with only one N.
VampyreWithLove chapter 1 . 1/15/2011
bella swan is quite the adviser...

but i would nvr do them... anywhooo the list is good and it makes bella look like she doesn't hav a life, but thats ok cause its all true... soooo you did a splended job!