Reviews for Harry Potter and the Bride Wars
Guest chapter 11 . 3/25
Well it's almost been 2 years given it only takes about a week right now till we're in April of 2023I have to say I have read this story because this is like the 4th time and you're not the 5th I really wish you would write a couple more chapters on this You jump back and forth and it's fine but damn do whatever it should write a little bit more of this You jump back and forth and it's fine but damn do whatever it should write a little bit more of this story it's good night But it's always
Sean Malloy-1 chapter 11 . 1/3
I hope to read more of this soon
alsdjhfgljkwebgh chapter 10 . 12/19/2022
Utter, utter, utter, utter dumpster fire trash.
alsdjhfgljkwebgh chapter 2 . 12/19/2022
This is trash. Good god. Utter, utter trash.
The God of Perverts chapter 2 . 11/4/2022
About time I found a story where Harry gets tired of all of their BS
Guest chapter 2 . 10/9/2022
this just sucks. at least make an effort
Bronze chapter 9 . 9/30/2022
When you mentioned the Scotsman song, I was sure if it was the one I'd heard. But after reading the Omake I knew they were the same. Though the reaction of Filius was totally unexpected. Though maybe if Hagrid were to explain in a bit more detail Filius wouldn't ask if here were related to the Lovegoods again. Now the Omake between Harry and Philippe about marrying Gabrielle I think I've read before. It just seems so familiar to me.
Bronze chapter 8 . 9/30/2022
Who would've ever thought that Hedwig was a gin and tonic, hold the tonic type of owl? It's quite obvious that though the fathers got quite drunk they had no plans to allow the bridegroom to do the same. And Harry really needed it! Fourteen years old and marrying at least six witches. One of which is old enough to be his grandmother and did in fact change his nappies as a baby! Then to top it all off, he's got a meddling old goat molester/gay as all bloody hell headmaster trying to control who he marries, who sits in his seats in the Wizengamot and what happens to his family fortune. So, maybe it's time to cut his losses and get the hell out of Dodge! Just tell the old fraudster " See Ya! Never gonna be Ya! " before taking his new family to the land down under or to America. Anyplace but England or Europe! The old fraudster has too much influence in both places.
MeMeMooMoo chapter 4 . 9/28/2022
This ois retarded. She just walks off letting a couple of brain dead clerks tell her what to do. Idiot.
MsQueenWitch chapter 11 . 9/19/2022
Lol. So good
Bronze chapter 7 . 9/4/2022
Wonders of wonders! Draco actually admitted he had no claim to the position of Head of the House of Black! Even more shocking, he admitted it before not only his father but other witnesses as well! I totally expected Good Ole Fumblemort to try to stop Harry becoming Head of the House of Potter. Acknowledging that Harry was an adult because of the Tournament was something he was dead set against. It would seem in this one that there was no 24hr " Grace Period " as I've read in other fan fictions. In those Good Ole Fumblemort removes ALL books from the
Hogwarts Library that had anything on the Tri-Wizards Tournament till two days after the names were drawn. By then it was too late for Harry to back out. Though one of my favorite ways of dealing with Good Ole Fumblemort was where Harry and Hermione figured out a way to enter names into the cup as well as Confunding it into choosing them as Champions also. So, that Tournament had something like seven Champions. The usual three plus Good Ole Fumblemort, Vluturewurst, Crouch Jr., and Peter Pettigrew. Vulturewurst was still in nappies at the time so couldn't show. Fumblemort got everything he knew about what the Champions were supposed to face erased from his memory. Pettigrew was killed, well not killed but by the time Vulturewurst got through torturing him he might as well have been. Crouch Jr. got exposed as to who he truly was by the Goblet. Oh! I almost forgot Fred and George got an upper year to enter their names by promising not to prank the entire seventh year. Before Harry's name could come out of the Goblet it self-destructed after the last name. Personally, I don't think it truly self-destructed. I think it had a Nervous Breakdown! Hey! It was fightinhg two powerful Confundus Charms at the same time! Snape of course blamed it on Harry but as per usual had no proof. Vulturewurst lost his magic as he couldn't compete. Harry's name never did come out, so he had a happy year. I don't remember who won but it was a farce from before it even started. I think they used McGonagall for Fumblemort's hostage, but I really don't remember. That one way to deal with the Tournament that gets Harry out before it even starts. In another, Good Ole Fumblemort conspires with Crouch Sr., Fudge, and Bagman to ensure Harry's name came out to ensure greater crowds and more money was made on it. I can see that as Fudge is all about money. Especially when it comes to lining his personal pockets.
Bronze chapter 6 . 9/4/2022
Hedwig doing a victory dance? Now that's not something you'd ever expect to see! But then again, what's normal about her anyway? Think of it this way, how many owls in the HP Universe have you ever read about that could and would break the sound barrier just to get back to their owner? Not to mention threaten to murder a teacher. That AIN'T no normal owl! Don't know what she is but normal she ain't! But then again, looking back, Hagrid DID buy her, and we all know about his preference towards large dangerous creatures. With that in mind, there's no telling what she truly is. But one thing is certain, she is Harry's or maybe that should be Harry is hers. I had forgotten that this was an Omake and was wondering when Gabby suddenly arrived at Hogwash. Then it hit me that this was an Omake and thus anything could happen.
Bronze chapter 5 . 9/4/2022
You can't say that about Draco! You'll hurt more than just his feelings! How about he has a minor accident? Like he falls off the Astronomy Tower? Someone wanted to see how high he'd bounce? Or they were trying to prove it wasn't the fall that killed you but the sudden stop at the end. Of course, the next test should be Goodbye Grease Ball into space. Space suit not included. Followed by several cooking lessons for Purebloods. IE, how long to roast, bake, broil, grill, and barbeque a supposedly former Pureblood Death Eater. Ya, a few " Old " lines might become extinct but that's the price you pay to finally clean up the magical world of Briton. And less we forget Good Ole Fumblemort is at or damn near the top of that list!
Bronze chapter 4 . 9/3/2022
White rain won't even come close when they're done! #4 will look like a blizzard hit it! Of course, no blizzard ever smelled like this though!
Bronze chapter 3 . 9/2/2022
They are going to shock more than the students in the morning! I so hope Madam Bones erases the Dursley family from existence for what they've done to Harry. Unfortunately, knowing Good Ole Fumblemort he'll prevent any justice being done to them. Poor Gabby. I really don't see how she could be included in this marriage contract thing. For one she's too young and another her older sister already has it. Though it wouldn't bother me if she were to join in. That'd give Harry two Veela.
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