Oh SHIRT - I have a Very Ugly Suspicion exactly WHO *Great Auntie Beth* is - the last name is Windsor (used to be Gotha), and Harry is going to be a commoner for about *two seconds* after she finds out who HE is.

Oh my - poor Lucius got trounced. By Harry. Without even trying. Narcissa got sprung, Andromeda is back in the Black family (so is Dora, for that matter). And what is this about Dora and Neville having a Future Date? (That is a decidedly new pairing - I've never sen Dora/Neville before.)

Looks like several witches need to come out of the closet - and it only starts with Minerva and Sybil. (Sybil? Yes - Sybil. She's a fake; but she did it to save her own skin. Minerva has to stop faking - not only is she married, but she has more raw magical power than any two wizards NOT named Harry Potter (she has more power in her Stinging Hex than other wizards have in Blasting Hexes - and that includes Flitwick) - then there IS that whole Man Who Kicks Everybody's Arse thing going on. Minerva can't hide any more.)

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This is one of the most entertaining stories I've ever read. I do hope that you will update it sometime soon?

Well done. Full marks! I like this a lot! Thank you for your time. It is greatly appreciated.

I was dying, between there comes a time in every goblins life and the army of Hedwigs.

I do hope to see this continued one day it's a fix that never fails to make me laugh

This story has so many great parts in it that it is impossible to narrow it down to one favorite. Hope someday that it will be finished.

Oh why the hell did you give this up?! The Omakes are just as funny as the story is! This is as frustrating as Doghead13! He started a story where Harry became a unknown type of dragon at about age six. One of the funniest parts was where Dumbles was walking him through the school and Harry saw a suit of armor. he screamed " Knight! " and flamed it. Unfortunately for the suit of armor Harry's flame was hot enough to melt it where it stood. Now Harry being so young did not know that the K in knight was silent so pronounce it. Doghead13 has long since stopped writing and posting any stories anywhere on the web that I've been able to find.

Are you absolutely positive you want to leave Hedwig up in the rafters drinking a bottle of gin? I gotta say I thought the part where Blaise said to her mother " No, I left my penis on my nightstand and simply just had to have this set if tits. Do you think they're me? " Now that is something I doubt has been heard in the magical by any father ever! Now I want so much for you to've finished this. It's one of the funniest I've read in quire a long time.

Concerning the Omake. They say " If you can't beat them with logic, dazzle 'em with bullshit." I wonder where Luna learned that? Next I wonder if Draco WILL listen to Sol and actually learn. I guess Artemis must've been a real swinger in life. As for those three's advice, How the would I know if it was any good or not?! I never had seven wives to please! Hell! I never even had one!

ANYMORE LIKE THIS ONE AND I'LL LIKELY COUGH UP A LUNG LAUGHING! But I can truly see Hedwig doing a victory dance when Harry's wives carry him out of the Great Hall to Mini's room. Though I do have to wonder if after he's finally done with them will he thank the Twins and Lee or try to kill all three? I'd hope for the former as it should make him very happy. I KNOW IT WOULD HIS WIVES!

Please, tell me when those three have ever shown A, Intelligence and B, ANY form of truly being a Slytherin?! I feel certain the Sorting Hat HAD to've been bribed or in someway threatened to place Draco Malfoy there! He's more Griffindor then he's been a Slytherin in actions. Now when it comes to Remus and Sirius sharing three hot young ladies, I'm only shocked that Remus got any! Every other story I've ever read with him in it the only woman he got was Tonks and only because she went after him! DO NOT take that as a complaint against your doing that with him! I can't understand why he couldn't get laid in all that time. I mean, there had to be women willing to think beyond what the Ministry Of/For Morons says concerning Werewolves. I mean, ALL the women of the British magical world can't be totally braindead after all. I hope in the next chapter or two you have Harry pull his head out of his ass and get together with two or three of his wives. And for GOD's sake, BLOW the BRAINLESS WONDER'S breeding plans out of existence! For Christ's sake the magical world of England is in bad enough shape now! Of course you could always kill of a few more worthless families. Malformed, Nutty, Parking Lot, Crabby, Golem, McNeither and other such families don't contribute to the good of magical England. So removing them would only help. Along with Mr. Brainless Wonder.