This ois retarded. She just walks off letting a couple of brain dead clerks tell her what to do. Idiot.

Lol. So good

Wonders of wonders! Draco actually admitted he had no claim to the position of Head of the House of Black! Even more shocking, he admitted it before not only his father but other witnesses as well! I totally expected Good Ole Fumblemort to try to stop Harry becoming Head of the House of Potter. Acknowledging that Harry was an adult because of the Tournament was something he was dead set against. It would seem in this one that there was no 24hr " Grace Period " as I've read in other fan fictions. In those Good Ole Fumblemort removes ALL books from the
Hogwarts Library that had anything on the Tri-Wizards Tournament till two days after the names were drawn. By then it was too late for Harry to back out. Though one of my favorite ways of dealing with Good Ole Fumblemort was where Harry and Hermione figured out a way to enter names into the cup as well as Confunding it into choosing them as Champions also. So, that Tournament had something like seven Champions. The usual three plus Good Ole Fumblemort, Vluturewurst, Crouch Jr., and Peter Pettigrew. Vulturewurst was still in nappies at the time so couldn't show. Fumblemort got everything he knew about what the Champions were supposed to face erased from his memory. Pettigrew was killed, well not killed but by the time Vulturewurst got through torturing him he might as well have been. Crouch Jr. got exposed as to who he truly was by the Goblet. Oh! I almost forgot Fred and George got an upper year to enter their names by promising not to prank the entire seventh year. Before Harry's name could come out of the Goblet it self-destructed after the last name. Personally, I don't think it truly self-destructed. I think it had a Nervous Breakdown! Hey! It was fightinhg two powerful Confundus Charms at the same time! Snape of course blamed it on Harry but as per usual had no proof. Vulturewurst lost his magic as he couldn't compete. Harry's name never did come out, so he had a happy year. I don't remember who won but it was a farce from before it even started. I think they used McGonagall for Fumblemort's hostage, but I really don't remember. That one way to deal with the Tournament that gets Harry out before it even starts. In another, Good Ole Fumblemort conspires with Crouch Sr., Fudge, and Bagman to ensure Harry's name came out to ensure greater crowds and more money was made on it. I can see that as Fudge is all about money. Especially when it comes to lining his personal pockets.

Hedwig doing a victory dance? Now that's not something you'd ever expect to see! But then again, what's normal about her anyway? Think of it this way, how many owls in the HP Universe have you ever read about that could and would break the sound barrier just to get back to their owner? Not to mention threaten to murder a teacher. That AIN'T no normal owl! Don't know what she is but normal she ain't! But then again, looking back, Hagrid DID buy her, and we all know about his preference towards large dangerous creatures. With that in mind, there's no telling what she truly is. But one thing is certain, she is Harry's or maybe that should be Harry is hers. I had forgotten that this was an Omake and was wondering when Gabby suddenly arrived at Hogwash. Then it hit me that this was an Omake and thus anything could happen.

You can't say that about Draco! You'll hurt more than just his feelings! How about he has a minor accident? Like he falls off the Astronomy Tower? Someone wanted to see how high he'd bounce? Or they were trying to prove it wasn't the fall that killed you but the sudden stop at the end. Of course, the next test should be Goodbye Grease Ball into space. Space suit not included. Followed by several cooking lessons for Purebloods. IE, how long to roast, bake, broil, grill, and barbeque a supposedly former Pureblood Death Eater. Ya, a few " Old " lines might become extinct but that's the price you pay to finally clean up the magical world of Briton. And less we forget Good Ole Fumblemort is at or damn near the top of that list!

White rain won't even come close when they're done! #4 will look like a blizzard hit it! Of course, no blizzard ever smelled like this though!

They are going to shock more than the students in the morning! I so hope Madam Bones erases the Dursley family from existence for what they've done to Harry. Unfortunately, knowing Good Ole Fumblemort he'll prevent any justice being done to them. Poor Gabby. I really don't see how she could be included in this marriage contract thing. For one she's too young and another her older sister already has it. Though it wouldn't bother me if she were to join in. That'd give Harry two Veela.

And if anyone even thinks that Good Ole Fumblemort truly listened to any of Harry's rant, they're dumber than Dudley Dursley! As for Grease Stain, nothing bearing the sir name of Potter can, nor will it ever get through that amount of solid rock! It really can't be all that hard to see that Good Ole Fumblemort has only one thing on his mind as far as Harry James Potter is concerned. What that is exactly isn't clear yet but what is clear is he DOES NOT give a fart in space what happens to him when not in Hogwash. Just as long as Harry is alive to fight Vulturewurst.

Yea, I've got to agree with Professor Flitwick, OH SHIT is right! I think that very soon that meddling old goat rapist is going to find all his plans just went down the crapper at better then Star Treks' warp 9.999! And he definitely isn't going to let that happen without one hell of a bloody fight! Especially seeing as the " mudblood " is one of his wives now. But seeing as Good Ole Fumblemort and the Ministry of/for Moronic Magicals have just declared Harry a legal adult and Harry's thinking of leaving the magical world, that's also going to cause Good Ole Fumblemort problems. Seeing as Harry has so much money, he can easily afford a magical hitman who's a muggleborn or halfblood who knows how to use guns to remove the stain on magic that is Fumblemort. Then he can spend all eternity as he slow roasts worrying about what Harry will do about Vulturewurst. Maybe, just maybe Harry can actually get the magical medical help he needs to finally grow and remove Vulturewursts' soul shard from behind his scar. Now wouldn't that really upset Good Ole Fumblemorts' plans!

You have two of Batman’s Villains playing an Wizards version of Abbot and Costello idk if I should yell at you or buy you a drink

That was fun. Maybe, you know, finish this mrsd

Poor cake gets ignored?
So, when the candy runs it's course, are they going to be disappointed with what is left?

I find it fortuitous that you are a Discworld fan. Fred Colon, Nobby? Wonderful!

'Real' villains, huh? To use your own words, THAT'S SO BORING! Is it too much to ask that NORMAL CANON VILLAINS ARE PERFECTLY FINE WITH BEING THE 'REAL' VILLAINS? Do authors really need to f**k s**t up and include crap that completely detracts from the actual story? It seems so, because that's all they f**king do.
It disappoints me every time, because what was wrong with the actual villains that you needed to bring in others? NOTHING!
What do you mean that the 'real' villains are going to be smart, competent and deadly? That's not canon! Draco IS considered smart (for a Griffindor)!

If you laid off the 'stupid funny' parts, this would have been a great story. As it is, I've had to skip over a lot of the idiotic parts, just to get to the actual story. Even just a little shift to a more mature tone, would raise this up above the normal expectations.