Oh, piss off! McGonagall was married during the war and lost her husband. She LEGALLY does not qualify for another contract. Making Blaise a girl is also the most idiotic thing I've ever seen. I even hate it when it's AU, because gender-swapping someone so the main character can **** them, is just ****ing stupid! Why didn't you do it for Draco, that way you can explain his hate is really 'luv' and wants Harry all to him/herself. Yeah, exactly. How stupid is that? Really, stupid, that's how stupid it is!

That... was a pretty idiotic conversation. Why waste so much time using made up words when normal words work so much better? You even added the normal words afterwards and made us suffer trying to read the unnecessary garbled sentences.

Honestly, how could Lucius get the Lupin vaults liquidated? But the better question would be why the goblin in control of the Lupin vaults would pawn them off for some Galleons. I know Goblins are both bad and good, traitors and honorable, but in these types of stories where you have seemingly more honorable Goblins than teacherous Goblins, so the teacherous ones seem more like a minority honestly. And if you ever finish this story, plz make Lucius and Snape suffer a very imaginatively cruel death that even Bellatrix would be left speechless and taking notes

It was good but I wood like moure

I don't know if I've done a review before for this book or not

But after just finished reading chapter 1 I love it

I also like how you have given a language translation at the end of the chapter

Would have been mildly entertaining if you didn’t include the pedophilia.

I love how the teachers were instantly distracted by the overpowered stinging hex and went full nerd mode.

Eh, you will or you won't. We will be here. Thanx for what we have been given.

Just discovered this gem of a fic and am now highly anticipating where it goes

If I could vote for this to be taken down I would.

It's one back of a funny and enjoyable story so far. Thank you for writing it.

This is too cringey to read

Omakes count too. So don’t forget, we are here waiting, reading and hoping you don’t burn yourself out. Take a break, none of us can say what you feel.

Divine author... please finish this story

Okay, I needed the laughs this gave me... tyvm! I esp liked when Gabrielle decided the contract could be an either/or, and forced her way into things. What was it? she was clutching the contract for dear life or something to that effect? Also liked Blaise's predicament. I'm trans myself, and had a bit of a time figuring out if I was gay or trans. Turns out, I was a girl all along, with a healthy like of boys. So Blaise's struggles were very easy to empathize with. I feel sorry for the guys at the army base tho, THAT omake could be turned into a short story on its own. Could call it HPatBW: Elf Soldiers, or maybe Full Elfin Jacket! Anyways, you not only get a faved story from this, you get a faved author! Tyvm, bai bai for now! _~