Reviews for Never Been Kissed: A Parody
Whovian13 chapter 1 . 1/8
I love these so much! I don't know if you ever log in here any more, but please know that over two years later you've just acquired a new fan! (It's me-I'm the new fan :-D )
Guest chapter 1 . 11/17/2013
So accurate ! Haha, made my day!
Guest chapter 1 . 9/19/2013
Blaine may not be very good at taking hints but are you?
*puppy dog eyes*
Oh, how I wish I could read more of these hilarious fanfictions!
Guest chapter 1 . 9/19/2013
Funny, about 30% of fanfics compare kurt to a kitten...
ParodyIsFun chapter 1 . 9/7/2013
These are pretty interesting. "You're not very good at taking hints, are you?"
Please do the episode which has the song 'we found love in a hopeless place'.

WILL asks EMMA to come with him. Along the way, random people give her roses. Even SUE has a change of heart and is actually smiling. They reach the swimming pool (hey, that never appeared before), where the Glee club are running around in swimming costumes.
NEW DIRECTIONS BOYS- "Dive into swimming pool! Yay!
ARTIE- Help! Can't swim here!
Later, ARTIE has somehow managed to climb onto a floaty chair thing, without anyone breaking the synchronised swimming dance to help,whilst his wheelchair is nowhere to be seen.
Suddenly, WILL appears in a new white tux- where was he when ARTIE was drowning?!
WILL- Cool! I'm walking on water!
WILL dives in, swimming to Emma.
WILL- "This was all for you. Wanna go out with me?"
EMMA- You're weird.
Bekah Snix Criss chapter 1 . 7/21/2012
OMG!This was freaking hilarious!XD I agree with all of I'm glad to know that I'm not the only person who noticed the lapdance Kurt gave to Mercedes.
morgo7kc chapter 1 . 6/12/2012
This is absolutely hilarious! A
marble-fire chapter 1 . 5/13/2012
OH GOSH! I AM CRYING FROM TRYING TO HOLD IN MY LAUGHTER /ohcrapicannotbreathe/

THIS WAS HILARIOUS! OH GOSH!

Best. Parody. EVUR.
WyckedKnight chapter 1 . 4/29/2012
Reading this and nodding along to everything you are saying.

You must be very observant.

Listen to the Klainers Klaine. Oh, and I love that Karofsky is so scary that he even threatens the pretty music away.

This was really good, one of the best Parody style's I've read and funny without being crude.
TheOneWithTheShortHair chapter 1 . 3/29/2012
I am a TWISTED FANGIRL (and yes that bit did make me smile...).

And when was jacob naked?

lol
DrarryandLarryandKlaineX0x0xxx chapter 1 . 12/23/2011
OMG THIS IS SO FUCKIN HILARIOS DO OTHER EPS PLEAAAAAAASE PREFERBLY WIOT FUNNY KLAINE 3 3 3
DarkestFlameUchiha chapter 1 . 11/16/2011
OMG BEST FIC EVUR! :B Seriously, you just put every though I'd had during that episode into literary awesomeness! XD I was a little hesitant in the beginning, but you won me over with your wit ;D
Cloverifique chapter 1 . 11/15/2011
i think i cant stop laughing hahaha

SERIOUSLY this is my favorite part:

MR. SCHUE: Welp, I tried.

Wow, ten whole seconds.

MR. SCHUE: Also, what's with your anger issues lately? You'd think constant bullying would be something a teenage boy should be able to deal with by himself, without being all pissy about it.

KURT: Everyone is homophobic. The bullies, you, that lamp, everyone. I'm sick of it. Also, I wanna be on the girls' team!

MR. SCHUE: Well, unless you somehow manage to grow boobs in the next week I don't see that happening.

HHAHAHAHAHA poor kurt its true everything you ptted on

someone should do an SNL sketch with this PLEASE
TheWitchOfTheSouth chapter 1 . 9/25/2011
This was so hilarious! These are my most favorite lines, though I loved almost all of them

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Mr. SCHUE: Kurt, you's a boy, remember? Boys' team.

KURT: Not yay.

Cut to later. PUCK grabs ARTIE'S wheelchair in the hallway and ARTIE assumes that this is to push him down the stairs, proving once again that the bullies on GLEE are all psychopaths.

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KAROFSKY: What, you want a piece of the fury?

KURT: …No thanks. I may be gay, but I have standards.

KAROFSKY: That hurts. Also, the fury is my fist.

KURT: Yeah, no, still sounds pretty homoerotic to me.

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QUINN: We were making out and he said Coach Beiste's name. He's cheating on me with her, that's the only logical conclusion.

SUE: That is the single most disturbing thing I have ever heard.

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BLAINE: Now excuse me new kid, while I go blow your mind.

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KURT: Wow, this place is like gay Hogwarts or something.

BLAINE: Pfft, we're not all gay. I mean, I totally am though*wink wink*

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SUE: We got Beiste fired. Or she quit. Whatever, we's be celebrating tonight! *uses her newly restored budget to fire two confetti canons, then laughs maniacally about it*

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KURT: That was my first kiss! Oh, if only I could get a real kiss from a gay guyI actually like!

BLAINE: How 'bout I buy you lunch?

KURT: …You're not very good at taking hints, are you?

BLAINE: Italian or Chinese?
BloodRedLust chapter 1 . 9/12/2011
LMFAO that was classic!

BRL
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