Reviews for Mandrake Love
Sister of Mayhem chapter 1 . 1/29
I'm going to tell you a little secret, Keppiehead, and I think you might even be a bit disappointed to hear it.

This isn't the weirdest story I've come across :-)...

Granted, the idea of Draco fucking a plant is pretty close to kinky. But there are people out there whose minds have visited places I don't want to know about, that conjure up stories about Draco fucking the Room of Requirement (Not fucking IN the Room. Fucking THE Room). I'm still not sure if it's safe to let these people wander free on this site... :-)

Joking aside, I simply adored this story. The way you turned the plant into a character of its own is truly impressive. This story really put a gloating smile on my face.

(Sometimes I do feel sorry for the HP characters: they're getting buggered 24/7 by plants, squids, teachers, giants, dark lords, pigmy puffs,... I'm pretty sure that if it were real, Harry and his friends would have gone bonkers by now) :-)
OMT chapter 1 . 10/22/2014
It's Officially Mrs. Trancy here. This was like my 3rd time reading this lol

"Oh, Merlin. That's … not right," Harry said.

That will always be my favorite part x'D
Officially-Mrs.Trancy chapter 1 . 10/21/2014
I just read about Draco and Harry getting practically raped by a plant... And liked it. There's something seriously wrong with me. Oh well.
StarkRavingWhatever chapter 1 . 4/30/2013
Ha. Haha. Hahaha! Harry potter tentacle rape porn. Never thought I would ever enjoy something so preposterous, but I did. Major kudos to you on making that work. Thank you.
YenGirl chapter 1 . 8/30/2012
*giggles* I enjoyed this! I really did! Shoot me! *covers red face with hands*

Hijinks aside, Harry's thoughts carried this story through. He and Draco were marvellously in characters. Well done, you!

*goes off fanning still red face*
When Boredom Takes Over chapter 1 . 8/23/2012
I have no idea why I read both Draco and Harry get off to being molested by a plant.

... And like it as well.

There's something Wong with me. Now to delete my history...
Kitsune Oka-sama chapter 1 . 5/6/2012
I love the way you wrote this. Maybe you sould do andother one same time and place but from Draco's point of view?
My Solitude chapter 1 . 12/22/2011
This is so hilarious.
Kandakicksass chapter 1 . 6/1/2011
I'm not going to lie- the whole plant kink is a big one of mine. Mandrake, perverted Devil's Snare... mmmmmm. You did this to perfection! I love it!
Merlin chapter 1 . 5/13/2011
Oh ... erm ... wow ... what the beep?
netglow chapter 1 . 2/3/2011
I'll just be deleting my Internet history now...
Heksy chapter 1 . 2/1/2011
You know I want the name of the florist that sells that plant, right? Awesome job as always. I only have two thumbs to put up or else you would have gotten more. I am looking forward to more of your works. *huggles* Yeah I know..I'm emotional today
Twilightfans chapter 1 . 2/1/2011
that was hot as hell!
movaho chapter 1 . 1/31/2011
Yes, who knows how long it could take...? Any chance of this being more than a one shot? I am not usually into non-human sexual acts but this was HOT.
Vindeen chapter 1 . 1/31/2011
Damn, but you are a perv. Unfortunately, it seems I'm no better xP
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