Ah... that... was beautiful. Reading through this thing, I rapidly grew disgusted with how the vampires and werewolves were a bunch of sanctimonious pricks, and wanted nothing more than to see 90% of people at the wedding party brutally slaughtered and set ablaze. The actual ending... well at least these douchebags now have the fear of God put in them, that's something, I guess. Once again, well done, it's always wonderful to see assholes get told off.

After reading this, I think that the Cullens would raise Renesmee like that. Good fic. Loved the ending. Everyone in twilight are dicks.

LMFAOOOO he's playing tic-tac-toe

If there is more where die I find it

I LOVE THIS SO MUCH.

This was the best thing I have ever read. I laughed so hard I cried. This is a true fanfiction masterpiece. This is your legacy.

i just hate this people so much!

This is probably the most hilarious story I've ever read...I was cracking up and getting weird looks from my sister while I read this. The last bit where Cas told everyone he was an angel of the Lord was priceless! :-) Loved it!

Charlotte and peter are on a scumbag diet (rapists, drug dealers, and murderers only) so its very unlikely they'd start talking to a human about how tasty he smells and might be though they might mention his unique smell

The la push pack aren't werewolves or as they are called in canon twilight children of the moon because they need the moon to transform the la push wolves are spirit warriors bonded to the wolf spirit totem

That was absolutely brilliant! Thank you so much for creating this! XD

Dislike of peodiphilia isn't new. It's at least as old as the Roman Empire (the emperor Tiberius's abuse of little boys was one of his many crimes listed by roman historians). And most cultures frown upon the sexual exploitation of children for the obvious reason that it's physically unhealthy. Even in cultures with child marriage, the consummation didn't occur until after puberty. Additionally, Claire is a modern child living in the United States. It's ridiculous to imagine that she'd embrace child marriage.

Minor note, even if this fic is a bit old. I don't watch Supernatural nor read Twilight, and I still put it on the Favourites list.

It does make me wonder, though- how would Sam or Dean react to someone imprinting or triggering a mate bond in them? If the imprinter or vamp were even slightly sympathetic in particular, it could get interesting.

This is a good story, but there's a plot hole here. The idea that paedophilia is bad is a Western cultural construct and a historically recent one at that. I don't begrudge an author implicitly endorsing the claim as DasMervin has, but how on earth was Claire supposed to pick up the cultural meme when for some reason it's absent from the entire Twilight series?

This is one of the most hilarious fics I've read with Leah! XD Loved it~! And I loved how you set her free in the end & the last chapter just totally left me in fits! Glad she had some friends among the evil (Emmett, Rosalie, Embry, Claire). Awesome! :)