Reviews for Resident Evil 4: The Abridged Version
Random Person chapter 1 . 8/31/2013
... This was fantastic. I will favorite it forever!
KingofZeroX chapter 1 . 12/27/2012
...I'm speechless. This was just... so funny and so true... I nearly died... laughing... I'm fading away... before I go... could you... make one for... Resident Evil 5 or 6?
ShakespeareIsMyMuse chapter 1 . 2/17/2012
It may have taken a year before I finally stumbled upon, quite possibly, the funniest game summary ever; I nearly ****ed my pants reading it.

Is this seriously how the game goes? If so, it's pretty funny. But how on earth do you get out of the shack? Once Ashley runs to hide I usually end up a puddle of blood because those completely sane tenticle weilding villagers show up to hack me to pieces; all becuase I axed one freaking guy and continue to slaughter them by the dozen.
Blues chapter 1 . 1/16/2012
Awesome, best fan fic of Resident Evil 4.

Man that was funny as hell, I lost it when you portrayed the villagers as totally normal person that only wanted to stop the mad criminal. You could even says that the heroin he got injected made him hallucinated badly or something like that so he just imagined the whole monstruous ennemies.

The regenerators where in fact only morbidly fat people, their grease protecting them really well. Iron Maidens were punks etc.
Sarah Victoria Cullen chapter 1 . 9/14/2011
*falls over laughing* That was so damn hilarious! I just about died well as nearly getting kicked out of the library for not being able to control myself. Well, I can't help it! This is just too damn funny! And makes sense too if ya wanna go down that damn line of thinking. lol
EvenDevilsCry chapter 1 . 7/14/2011
Oh, wow that was awesome xD
thatpokepornguy chapter 1 . 6/23/2011
One of the funniest stories I've ever read. Good work, 9.3 outta 10
Benevolent Contradiction chapter 1 . 4/24/2011
Thank god for my sense of humor. Because DAMN that made me laugh like an insane idiot. XD Awesome job on this! :D
Charlie0713 chapter 1 . 3/27/2011
So funny it hurts. I loved it, i personified (not really the word i was looking for) all my thoughts exactly.
Mibani chapter 1 . 2/25/2011
Best 8 minute explanation of a really good game ever. This makes me wish that this game was as easy as you made it sound :/
POKEMASTAH chapter 1 . 2/16/2011
Blades252 chapter 1 . 2/11/2011
Man i swear if only you were allowed to use common sense in RE4 it would be so much easier -_- Good story, VERY funny :D
Bio Fears chapter 1 . 2/11/2011
this was great D
Tetsui chapter 1 . 2/9/2011
Yeeaahh...Resident Evil 4 wasn't very good. Although I loved how you portrayed Leon as a mass-murdering psychopathic idiot who forgets about his invisible suitcase.