Lol

A bit over the top in the Great Hall? Maybe. But still a hilarious Hogwarts version of Louisville-Slugger-to-both-headlights!

Absolutely brilliant! Even though I can't imagine Hermione being this way, it was fun to read her in a different light. I loved this. Thank you for sharing.

Going this OOC usually isnt my vibe but my god, you literally had me laughing outloud multiple times in this story. Draco and Hermione were cute af and I loved the sass, not to mention how dark Hermione went. The song in the Great Hall was a bit much but still funny. Thank you for sharing!

thar was one of the best non shut filled one shots I've ever read! thank you

This was hilarious, absolutely loved it

Still on of my all time favorites! A great reread when in need up a pick up.

This was great!

You be careful Draco, Granger's friends will kill you if you hurt a hair on her head...

This was so fun, loved it! Especially the ending!

very funny! thanks for the awesome story :)

Estuvo perfecto pero ese final con los profesores fue la guinda del pastel... Me había estado preguntando ¿y los maestros?
Y resulta que estaban ahí mismo disfrutando del espectáculo jajaja
Perfecto

It is embarrassing how much i think about this fanfic. I was finally able to track it down again, and it is still as enjoyable as the first time I read it. Hermione is wickedly sexy and Draco is giving offended cat vibes, which I love for him.

This feels like the product of one too many cheesy, fake high school romantic drama TV shows. Puh-LEASE. dancing naked on the tables? At a school? What kind of schools do you have in America?

Also, it's on the ARSE, not ass. In the UK and pretty much every other English speaking country, ass means donkey.

I cannot stop smiling, what a wicked tale so glad you shared this with us!