Reviews for Writer's BlockBreaker
thestorywithnoplot chapter 1 . 12/8/2013
Now I know what not to ask Santa for... o.o'
Hummingbird2 chapter 1 . 1/5/2013
I'd buy it ;). Does it come in ivory?

Dang, that was funny, thank you!
Ray191 chapter 1 . 7/10/2012
Hehehe... Chuck Norris jokes make me smile.
mistyblue96 chapter 1 . 6/22/2012
"Customer favorites include "Spoiler alert! Snape kills Dumbledore!", "Fix that typo! You don't spell that with a 'k', stupid!", "Buy our other products", "He's climbin' in your window, he's…." and much, much more."


Great job!
Akela Victoire chapter 1 . 5/1/2012
Hahaha! Oh my gosh! I am laughing so much right now even though I shouldn't since it's going on to 1 AM where I am now and I'll disturb everyone else! This is too good! :D
Oxenstierna D. Yuki-Rin chapter 1 . 3/13/2012
It's time for another surpise hiatus rant!

Rant About my Day: So, today and tomorrow, there's a high school exit exam the sophmores are taking at my school. Since I'm a junior that passed the exam, I don't get to go to school until 10:30. It's 9:15 right now, and I'm enjoying some coffee and reading fanfics. This is the thug life for me.

Rant About my Fanfics: So, I was thinking about doing a parody of "The Notebook", where America has to choose between England and Russia. But - spoiler alert -, in the end, America chooses bacon. Oh, and it may have fight scenes you'd see on Jerry Springer.

Rant About "The Hunger Games": Who names their kid "Homes"? I contemplated the minor character of Homes in Spanish class yesterday while the teacher gave us a lecture on homes in Spanish-speaking countries like your Costa Rica. I imagine Homes to have a 70's-styled porn 'stache and 70's clothing, because the name "Homes" sounds like a name you'd see in the 70's. Oh, and he would sound like Tom Buchanan in the 70's version of "The Great Gatsby". Homes must've been created for the 70's nostalgists in mind.

Rant About Music: I wanna watch a Flogging Molly concert. Last night, I had a dream where I was looking for something to watch on T.V., and a Flogging Molly concert was on. But, it was almost over, and it was going to replay when it was done. So, I just decided to watch it while singing and dancing on my parents' bed. The only song I remember them doing I think was "Black Friday Rule" or something.

Anyway, since I'm beginning to sound like a weird mix of Kaoru and Jenna Marbles, let's cut to the chase - This is the best commercial I have read. But, the white person part was kind of offensive. But, netherless, I really liked it.
MaeMomoChan chapter 1 . 11/17/2011
What a great product! Another wonderful thing created by ya'll! I can't wait to add it to my collection! This is going to be so wonderful, much better than that lame website called or whatever it is! I'm sure I will be able to finish ALL my stories now! Thank you some much for coming up with another wonderful product! And thank you for taking all my hard earned money away! I never needed that in the first place! EEEEEE! I can't wait to... *DING DONG* OHHH! THAT'S THE MAIL MAN! BE RIGHT BACK! *10 seconds later* EEEEEEEEEEK! IT IS HERE! IT IS FINALLY HERE! I CAN'T WAIT TO USE MY NEW WRITER'S BLOCKBREAKER! HERE I GO!

*Ten days later*

*News Report* It is a sad day today as we see a lonely girl taken into hospital for starvation. Apparently this young girl has spent the greater amount of the past ten days stuck watching her "Writer's BlockBreaker". Hopefully this shows the young generation how to not over use todays technology. It later news, how is are day looking Bob? Anymore random tornadoes touching down at the school today?
Casey chapter 1 . 9/2/2011
Loved this one too! Wish something to break writer's block really did exist! Loved all the different ways of saying it's basically nothing but white, too.
PhantomHeiress chapter 1 . 7/25/2011
OH MY LORD, I laughed so hard!

"Tooth, Gandalf the White, White person..."

Im adding this to my favorites FOR SURE... man. After I go read it again.
PhantomHeiress chapter 1 . 7/25/2011
OH MY LORD, I laughed so hard!

"Tooth, Gandalf the White, White person..."

Im adding this to my favorites FOR SURE... man. After I go read it again.
FirePony16 chapter 1 . 7/4/2011
I love the colors you come up with for these. I thought you would do yellow scine you used red and blue before. This was so funny. :)
GreenWallsOfArt chapter 1 . 3/24/2011
This sounds like a commercial you would find on The Onion. HAHAHA!
Colonel Lazy chapter 1 . 3/20/2011
Oh hey! Can I get one in the Gandalf the White colour XD
konarciq chapter 1 . 3/18/2011
LOL Can I get one in White Chocolate?
Twizzle-fizz chapter 1 . 2/27/2011
Sounds awesome! Where can I get one! Lol! I AM A POOR GULLIBLE PERSON AND I NEED ONE OF THESE! Yay! I think I'd like hmmm... baby powder colour please! You are a too awesome writer for words!

And I've forgotten to say this so many times! so here goes...

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