I wasn't sure I would like this because everyone is so far out of character, but even if Edward is a narcissistic bastard, he is damn funny. Seriously this fic has me rolling. I'm a little worried about Emmett and Rosalie though. She can hold her own, and it's played off as a joke, but what Emmett did was kidnap and sexual assault, soon to be be followed by stalking. I'm not sure I can continue to read if it goes past that and isn't called out. Still, I'm enjoying it so far.

He isn’t a single guy.. unless he plans to break up with her before leaving lol

Yes. Cleveland football sucks, but the rest of it isn't so bad! I should know-I've lived in or near there a good deal of my life. They do have a good orchestra!

Stonersper. makes me laugh and wish this story was recorded as a podcast with multiple people reading the parts. Remember Twilighted's podcast of Boycotts and Barflies? This would be as much fun to listen to, if not more!

BEST CHAPTER EVER! And that’s saying a lot!

Loved it! I have no idea how I’ve been reading fanfics for 12 years and never read this… This is definitely one of my favorite Edwards. He is hilarious! I love his cocky self-awareness and adoration for Reed Girl. And, Rainbow is the best! Thoroughly enjoyed reading your story! One of the greatest! Thank you!

I have read this story and the sequel so many times and I love it more and more each time. I’m currently rereading it and I cannot stop myself from laughing so hard at your Jasper.
You are an amazing writer, thank you for sharing this with us!

Miss your stories so much! Love re-reading over and over, and I know it's been a while, but still holding out hope you're writing and working on something new :)

Such a freaking cute story. I love Cockyward and Rainbow. Loved Jaspy and all the usual characters. This was so sweet and adorable. Well written with a smattering of lemons and outstanding knowledge of football.

I'm a football lover myself and Quarterbackward makes me squee a little when he's calling plays and in the spotlight. I keep picturing Rob all muscled up and bringing sexy back. Yum!

Thanks for sharing your college stories and writing for this awesome fandom. xxoo

Hilarious! So funny. I heart Stonerspur so much!

Oh my God! What an awesome start. Love sassy little Reed Girl.

Didn’t even know this outtake was here. Just came to read this story again.
Awesome! Thank you.

Loved the new outtake! I don’t know how I missed it when it was posted, but what a pleasant surprise!

Way to go Rainbow! My jaw literally dropped when she did that!

My eyes just bugged out! He said what?! Oh my gosh! Wasn’t expecting that!