|Reviews for Rubbish|
| tmeclipse14 chapter 3 . 2/24/2011
Love Mr. Adorable & Ms. Perky. Can't wait for the updates!
| Edward's Eternal chapter 3 . 2/24/2011
LOL chapters the first three
| bzwifenmom24-7 chapter 3 . 2/24/2011
Edward must have like what he see when Bella was showing her cooch.
| stillwaters72 chapter 3 . 2/24/2011
*face palm* Newton - how embarrasing - ;)
| Erikajo chapter 3 . 2/24/2011
So cute and funny...
| akjamma chapter 3 . 2/24/2011
oh my God! HAHAHAHA! this story is too funny! I dont know how to handle Bella as a hooker!
| fuzzyltlwingedthing chapter 3 . 2/24/2011
Why is Newton always pudgy (more of a statement). I guess it just fits, eh?
| twilightstuff chapter 3 . 2/24/2011
| Scrimmy chapter 3 . 2/24/2011
Well this is different. Hard to imagine Edward as a sticky stinky garbage man. Hope they get together.
| kmiss898 chapter 3 . 2/24/2011
I think trash pickup in my area needs to happen everyday :)
but I cannot believe Bella, she just goes out like that, without pants.. I am hoping she lives somewhere warm!.. loving this story. :D
| FictionFreak95 chapter 3 . 2/24/2011
My god woman, you are fascinating me with this one.
I loved the description of Newton.
The Ms. perky and Mr. Adorable.
It's all just fucking perfect.
Their interactions are killing me.
TOO LITTLE TOO MUCH! know what I mean?
Cunt wait to see what happens next time!
LOVE you TONS!
| lynnpepper77 chapter 3 . 2/24/2011
*giggles* singing garbage men, face-punching hooker...what a change from canon, eh? Love it:)
| corporsl chapter 3 . 2/24/2011
Oh, this is gonna be a fun ride! I like the quick witted, short chapters - it makes for a light hearted laugh in the middle of a slow, boring morning at a law office! HA!
| sarahlouise80 chapter 3 . 2/24/2011
edward can take my trash any day he is one hot bin man mike makes me fab wonder how long it will be till edwards taking bellas trash out for soon
| sweetsarah81 chapter 3 . 2/24/2011
I am loving bold and brazen Bella! I mean to run outside with no pants on! So glad she punched Newton in the eye...I never liked that guy!