it's not shit. normal guys don't like it when their girlfriend hits them... even playfully. we ignore it at first and if it doesn't stop, we're going to get pissed off and explode at them violently

Don't feel bad, I think Christianity is all a big joke made up by aliens who want to watch us squirm like ants in a farm

This Harry is definitely an 83 year old man in an 11 year old body... It's almost creepy how no one notices how much of an adult he is... Speech patterns, arrogance, condescension, ridiculous super powers, knowledge that is flat out impossible for him to have... And he is constantly flirting and hitting on 11 year old girls. I do not think you mean for him to be a pedophile ass hat but that is his whole personality so far...

Oh no! You're not writing this fic anymore, so so so sad! This was such a fantastic story that I just found about a week ago!

This has been a truly wonderful story! I won't deny that I'm sure that it's been abandoned, but I enjoyed it all the same.

Not to nitpick, but it looks like you killed Snape three times in this chapter. I know he's good at surviving, but no one is THAT good, lol.

I stumbled upon this fic by accident, but I'm glad I did; it's off to an really good start.

I don’t normally review, let alone to complain. But Tonks is rude AF.. and Harry should not put up with that. It’s toxic not cute. That’s all… just expressing my opinion on a character. Not criticizing your writing.

Specifically the line,Tonks continued to rudely wake him up every morning. I’m team Harry and I just wish he ho treated with the respect he deserves.

Anywho. So far so good. I mainly read fan fiction to escape reality.

You wrote a really entertaining and unique fanfic here. I read you are working on an original story as well but I truly hope your muse will bring you back to this one as I’m really looking forward to what you are going to do with 4th year. It’s just so entertaining seeing a bad ass trio like the one here.

Thanks for the amazing read!

My god. This story is clumsy sloppy and just astonishing boring.

"or worse, become a mormon" HA! I friggin had coffee shoot out my nose reading that bit! xD

Dam house elves are vicious

Why the f* did Harry not just warp away?

Can't believe you aren't going to continue this story it's absolutely amazing!

what about hedwig?