Reviews for One Bourbon, One Scotch, and One Beer
Bardicvoice chapter 1 . 2/24/2011
This was fun, my friend - particularly because I just heard this song last night, and I can still see Cass in "99 Problems" saying that he drank a liquor store. I think you captured it ... :)
Gameboy Rocker chapter 1 . 2/23/2011
Loved this! If only we could've seen this scene in the show! But this story is a wonderful alternative, very funny! :)
si-star-x chapter 1 . 2/23/2011
I loved it! A great read!
The Lilac Elf of Lothlorien chapter 1 . 2/22/2011
LOVE IT!

"He opened the first bottle and took a healthy swig. Immediately, gin geysered out across the aisle. "Vile, vile, vile!" Cas ranted. "God knows why anyone would want to put that in their mouth!""-In one of my culinary school classes, someone one asked an instructor what gin tasted like. The instructor simply replied "Go lick a pine tree."
Nancy T chapter 1 . 2/22/2011
Very funny story! I thought the world's largest belch after the beer section was the funniest. And you can see how he gets progressively drunker as the story goes along. Well done!
Bartlebead chapter 1 . 2/22/2011
Very funny! I was attracted to this by the title - I love the version of this song by John Lee Hooker. I think Castiel got the idea all right!