|Reviews for Catharsis|
| ava1130 chapter 1 . 5/29/2013
Lol! seriously? I'm sooo tickled by first ur rant then the " story"
| ningep chapter 1 . 3/6/2013
HAHAHAHA! Go"gurl!" Well, I could honestly say that we have the same "concern." Although, I'm probably a little more tolerant of this irony because I am more of a reader than a writer, at least for the time being. I have come across numerous fanfics that were glaringly incompressible in terms of grammar, tenses, plot, storyline and what-have-yous. But before I bang my head on the wall for even reading the 2nd or 3rd paragraph, I dutifully just hit the little "x" on the upper right-hand corner of the tab and preserve my sanity. The reviews are not so important to me (but of course, I'm just a reader). But MY review is something that's sacred to me because I only give it VERY RARELY and to only those that are deserving. So consider yourself one of the lucky few! I have read more than a thousand of stories here, so, you get the gist?
| twivampchick chapter 1 . 9/21/2012
Yeah...this story is like the "Anti-Twilight". So bad it was actually pretty good, like "train-wreck" style. ;) I know exactly what you mean about people using no or improper punctuation. Really, how hard is it hit the comma, period or even the shift key? I think writers should find a middle of the road though. Most of us here (the adults anyway) just want our update, especially if its a cliffie or a cockblock. Generally, unless you plan to pull/publish later on we as readers don't want to wait until a chapter has been passed through a gaggle of betas and whatnot. I do understand that putting something out there that will be scrutinized by the world is unnerving and I would probably freak out if I posted anything I have written, but sometimes its okay to just re-read it and run a spell-grammar check and hit "post". I do believe that there are people who do not realize that there are built-in features that will check things for them, or they are just ignoring those little red squiggles. :) We as "loyal" readers trust you guys and we wouldn't be here if we didn't realize quality writing when we see it.
| thunnababy chapter 1 . 11/15/2011
LOL. Loved how you condensed some of the longest, boring FFs that are based soley on how many ways there are to fuck. No plot to speak of, just one boring sex paragraph after another.
| Valerie chapter 1 . 5/17/2011
Amazing "I felt my pooter leaking just looking at him." ;D
| Frakme chapter 1 . 2/28/2011
Do you feel better now you have that out of your system? :D
I completely agree with you, there are some seriously poorly written fics out there. Shame, because there might be a good story but I can't get past the bad grammar to be bothered to read it!
This on the hand was laugh out loud funny!
| Blue fantaisie chapter 1 . 2/27/2011
Hilarious! In the same fashion there is sex god air and chocolate orbs from Tiffaninichole...
| mommywanda chapter 1 . 2/23/2011
You are hilarious! And I completely understand your stand on the stories right now. I read a LOT of FF stories (you can check my alerts!) and it's hard to find a new and different story. I troll the lines constantly! I guess I'm waiting for you to write more for me! LOL! Keep up the great work! I'm patiently waiting for your next update-in the meantime, I'll keep searching, just like you! :) HAve a great day!
| Missus T chapter 1 . 2/23/2011
I know I author alerted you, but it didn't tell me! Kicks FF like so many James's kick Bella in the ribs.
HAHAHAHAHA so funny! It just goes to prove that thousands of reviews are not always the mark of a good story. Sometimes they are just a sign that the fandom has all gotten on the bandwagon. :)
So. Um. In the sequel...please be sure that Edward finds some damp leaves by the side of the road to "clean her up." Cuz no fic is complete without that. *snort*
| Eris Queen of the Shadows chapter 1 . 2/23/2011
Very nice! I know what you mean about the crappy fan fiction out there. My biggest pet peeve is when the writers don't include paragraphs in the stories. It really drives me insane.
As for why you titled you story Catharsis. The word Catharsis means to purge or get our of your system and that is just what you did with this story.
| Kyuketsuki In Oki chapter 1 . 2/23/2011
Someone else wrote something like this a while back - nearly the exact same thing, too. Or was that your story, and I've read it, and you're just reposting it under this profile? Ugh. When you've read as much fanfic as I have over the last almost-two years, things start to run together.
Anyway - so true, though, what you said about sh*tastic stories getting so much play. (Did you ever hear of / read a story called The Forks Player back in '09? It was AWFUL - but actually WON AWARDS! *shakes head incredulously*)
| Victory2theppl chapter 1 . 2/23/2011
Oh. Wow. I just realized something sad... This is better than half the stuff you can find on fanfiction, with an even better storyline... :D yeah, slightly harsh to the fanfic community but hey, they'll get over it.
| mizMandy chapter 1 . 2/22/2011
OMG... I am laughing so hard. This was brilliant. You perfectly captured every bad fic I've ever read in a few paragraphs. I can't wait to see what you come up with next.
| sweetcoffee chapter 1 . 2/22/2011
hahahaha! You are a genius! I agree with you that there are stories out there that leave me with a WTF face when I'm done. I fast foward thru the smut looking for the plot and there is none. Now don't get me wrong I do like a bit of lemons here and there, but when there is just too much I just stop reading. If I wanted that I'd just watch softporn on late night cable!
| cullengirl08 chapter 1 . 2/22/2011
That was definitely parody; loved it.