Reviews for Thank you, Christian Louboutin
ninahwhitlock chapter 1 . 11/28/2011
Love it!
cravingtwilight chapter 1 . 9/9/2011
YUMMY
HotG chapter 1 . 3/16/2011
'Jeessuuss! That was hot.'

Just bringing my review over from the contest.
HeartOfDarkess chapter 1 . 3/14/2011
hawt one shot hun! *fans self*
chavamirjam chapter 1 . 3/13/2011
just bringin my review over here from the contest page :)

Road head? Seriously? Wow...

And the rest, gosh, I need a smoke!

At first I thought it was Rosalie, later on Bella, but that was probably too simple. Loved that it was Esme! First time I read with this pairing!

Very well done!

xx
gerri-serafina chapter 1 . 3/3/2011
All I can say is fuckin WOW! As for living vicariously through your characters, lol, you go girl, your dirty thing. Anyway it was hot, fun and a wonderfully written peice of smutt, more please, *hugs, laters bb.
hotmama4jd chapter 1 . 3/1/2011
Well, damn. I KNEW I shouldn't have read this early in the morning. My hubby won't be home for HOURS. Shit. I can't even surprise him at the office for a nooner since I can't get on site w/o an oral cavity search (only slightly kidding).

Jasper/Esme? That was unexpected. I have to say that I like canon couples (well except for slash, duh). I don't know why I don't like Jasper/Bella, but it kind of weirds me out. But I do like being surprised by a fic, so I about fell over at the end of this one. :) Your endings are so good!
sasharose11 chapter 1 . 2/28/2011
This was pretty hot! Happy to see who the lucky lady was at the end, she's due for some good lovin'. I think I would've gagged if it was Bella (sorry). I can't believe you had me reading a het story, not too many people I would do that for ;-)
edwardsisobel chapter 1 . 2/27/2011
Sam, I love this little one-shot. Soooo hot and steamy and I was elbowing you out of the way while reading imagining it was ME. Who doesn't like someone talking dirty to them. I love the dynamic of the older woman/younger guy especially with Jazz's profession in amongst all that as well. LOVED IT.

Suz xxxxx