This is brilliant! I might use it next time my acting group do this sort of thing.

EXCELLENT.

I'm sorry, this is so old, but: has anyone from Hamilton fandom read this and been like: "I AM THE MODEL OF THE MODERN MAJOR GENERAL YES GEORGE WASHINGTON'S GONNA NEED A RIGHT HAND MAN!"

I needed to check and see when this was posted lmao.

Funny

This is absolutely hilarious! Kudos to your polysyllabic rhyming abilities!

I, unlike Severus, LOVE the tune and could not resist reading the song out loud! Brava! Love it

Lol! What fun!
Sprout gets all the hapless ones - Snape gets the bastards, which is entirely different.

While I quite enjoyed your song (and I appreciate how much effort it takes to write it), I found it was the background and commentary that made this fic for me.

Funny!:) Very well written.

Oh, this is brilliant! Thank you for sharing, I enjoyed it very much.

This is sheer glory in a song form, and yes, i will admit to singing it. I love the parody and the personality that comes through, and it's just a jolly good time to read.

My friends sung this for my birthday (and promptly passed out :D )

This is so can't help but sing along.l know it's been a while since you posted this but I sincerely hope that you get this review. I'll be checking out your work as soon as my data limit is okay.

Oh thank you - either one is perfect for my Harry Potter Halloween party. I was wondering what I would do for the Sorting hat

I hope I've left this review before, but this is hilarious and awesome, and, had I been there that year, I would have been sorted into Slytherin with the ambition to be as delightfully talented at the arts of songwriting and mockery as my Professor. Bravissim(o/a)!

Rap's not exactly my style, but I may attempt the entirety of the Mack the Knife number.