|Reviews for Tilt|
| Guest chapter 1 . 7/31/2013
Does it make me a middle schooler if I looked at the title and could have sworn it was called tit?
| Mgg1606 chapter 18 . 2/1/2013
OMG! I read this in about a day and a half, this is awesome, I'm sorry I didn't review every chapter like I did with The Cube but I mostly read on my phone and you know who that goes! But I just have to say that I know these stories are from a while back bc I remembered them being posted on twilighted and they where always on my TRL but I never got around to do it, I love them and your awesome, Bella is hilarious and incredibly sweet, and I seriously think this or THe Cube could be a movies, so cool... OK now I'll be reading Drift, see ya there! :)
| MizzVicki chapter 1 . 12/17/2012
poor guy, gets beat up over and over and over w/ the js hammer
| juliet2219 chapter 8 . 2/27/2012
Hahahahahahha! I had to read the paragraph where Edward told Rose and Emmett the middle name that Bella wanted to name their baby! I was cracked up and couldn't even open my eyes from laughing my ass off! It took me a while to actually calm down to continue the chapter!
Oh, and where Rose told Bella that she was showing - wahahaha...she hd tto make sure her pubic hair wasn't sticking out...hahha! That shit killed me!
I forgot how awesome this story is and regret not re-reading it sooner!
| juliet2219 chapter 4 . 2/27/2012
It's weird thinking about Bella in a squiggle-kind-of-way! But she's funny as hell and I love her!
| juliet2219 chapter 3 . 2/27/2012
Haha...Bella's speech was just so hillarious! And the way everyone feared for her to make a speech in the first place was funny!
Edward's feelings for crazy-weird-squiggle-Bella is just so freaking hot! Love him!
| juliet2219 chapter 2 . 2/27/2012
Love how Bella lives in her own world! And have this entirely weird set-up in her head!
Budge? She's completely lost her mind! And Edward gives her everything she wants because he loves her...even a squiggle-house! Haha
| juliet2219 chapter 1 . 2/27/2012
I'm re-reading this...I just can't help myself! This entire cube-series is beyond funny!
I have so much fun reading this story and I never grow tired ;-D...u are amazing!
| jodadsobad chapter 18 . 9/28/2011
this sequel was brilliant. i laughed, i cried. i now want to have a baby and call it budge. what a brilliant name for a child! Budge Q. i love it so much.
this whole series is so enjoyable and fantastic and i just love it so.
thank you thank you thank you for writing this wonderful series.
| 2amlovesick chapter 8 . 8/2/2011
I must be part of the squiggley world more so than I thought. This I have thought about before. Favorite line because I feel as one with Bella:
Halloween is a bit of a mystery for me. Is it about the costumes, or the candy? Should the costumes be scary, or sluty? Should the lighted pumpkins go on the porch, where rain and wind can put out the candle, or in the window, where the curtains can catch on fire? Halloween was just too confusing.
lol, love it...
| 2amlovesick chapter 7 . 8/2/2011
How do you do it? Coming up with these lines? I want to meet you! lol
"Did I pass gas?" she finally asked and I really liked the way she worded it, but you don't actually pass gas, because who would you pass it to; I mean would someone actually take gas if you passed it?
And this is so sweet...
"I really am your soul mate," I said confidently.
"Yes, you are," he said proudly and I began to cry.
| 2amlovesick chapter 6 . 8/2/2011
Wish there was a place I could shout out to FF readers to read this story. You are awesome...
Love this line: There is nothing uglier than naked vomiting, unless it is Emmett naked vomiting.
So many more but this one just cracked me up. LOL
| 2amlovesick chapter 5 . 8/2/2011
Jeez, which lines had me laughing the hardest. I'll just go with these. Too many to choose from :p
"We're not expecting a baby, it will definitely be a baby and we are not expecting anything else to come out of my uterus. Maybe with Jessica something else would have come out, like Satan or some demon, but we are having a baby, period."
The room was quiet and I whispered, "Damn", when I realized I should have just kept my mouth shut.
| 2amlovesick chapter 4 . 8/2/2011
OMG, LMAO This is way to good...
I grabbed onto her in relief and hurried over to sit down. "Can I hurt my baby by standing; I mean can he fall out?"
"He's upside down," she laughed and I looked down to see how she could tell. Poor Budge had fallen and he couldn't get up.
Where is life alert when a baby needs it. Soooo Funnnnny!
| 2amlovesick chapter 3 . 8/2/2011
"What if I'm not a good mother?" I whispered and hoped the noise of the shower would keep fate from hearing my fear.
"The moon would have to become square for that to even be a possibility," he said because he was pretty much perfect.
Edward ah, really knows his Bella. How sweet...